The ZP I liked least so far.
I'm not sure that punchline made any sense. And criticizing NG for immaturity requires an missing self-aware wink and nudge.
|Monchiles Monchiles |
Made me chuckle. I had no idea that anybody was going to actually buy this game, much less enough people that it warranted a review from the infamous Yahtzee. Then again I thought no one would go see that third Mummy movie and it apparently grossed just a little less than Batman.
"Kill them ass."
Wanker's cramp was worth a few points.
Ba dum tish
Stand by for 72 different remakes of this game within the next two years.
Not my favorite, but four stars for the official CIA uniforms at the CIA meeting.
Not safe for work.
KILL THEY ASS
Watermelon Landslide, FTW!!!
|Princess v2.1 |
Dead on the mark with MGS, Zelda and DMC
I disagree with Yahtzee about the pointlessness of the variety of weapons, because so far Ive heard a bunch of people say the exact same thing he said about the Claws, only for the Staff, the Dragon Sword or the Tonfas. Personally, I pretty much only used the Scythe. So on one hand, you probably wont end up using all of the weapons, or likely, even more than two, but its for the best that theyre all at least there for an option. Except for those retarded fucking dual swords.
but dead on with those fucking exploding shurikens. theres something incredibly disconcerting about enemies with an unlimited supply of unblockable, undodgeable projectile weapons that stun you while taking off a quarter of your life.
i dont even watch these anymore
|Pie Boy |
This is one of the best ones in a while.
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