baleen  - 2008-08-09
M. Knight Shamalamayanyaamanjan has made some of the most hilariously terrible movies in recent years. I'm going to buy this from the pirated dvd lady.
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Cleaner82 - 2008-08-09
Why do I get the feeling you could just run the whole movie and call it a highlight reel?
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IrishWhiskey - 2008-08-09
There was one instance of good acting I saw there.
That plastic plant did a great job pretending to be a real one.
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dementomstie - 2008-08-09
I think I need to get "superfulous cough syrup" as a new screen name.
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dementomstie - 2008-08-09 but first I'll have to learn to spell "superfluous" correctly.
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Frank Rizzo - 2008-08-09
the last second earned 5 stars
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Fingasmcgee - 2008-08-09
Cheese and crackers!
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FeeFiFoFoTheFifeFifeBrown - 2008-08-09
Man, Emma1 is bad at math.
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sheikurbouti - 2008-08-09
This is my happening, and it freaks me out.
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Lurchi - 2008-08-09
What was up with the falsetto Doobie Brothers song?
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Blank_Slate - 2008-08-09
"I think I take what you might call a B-movie story, deal with B-movie subjects, and I treat it as if it's an A-movie in terms of my approach, my crew, my actors, my ethics and so on. I guess that's my trademark or one of them anyway!" -M. Night Shyamalan
I'm a shitty writer/director but I give out one hella terrific blow job to studio executives that'll give me what I want.
"My movies don't get acclaim the day they come. I have to wait longer." -M. Night Shyamalan
Translation: I'm a genus and original! I don't understand! Don't people recognize this the instance they see my movies!
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Cena_mark - 2008-08-09 Thats the whole Tarantino angle. But he does it more competantly.
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craptacular - 2008-08-09 man, derek smart. i had entirely forgotten about him. what became of his shitty "space epic" ?
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baleen - 2008-08-10
It was released. I owned a copy, but threw it away after about three days. It was a mess. Ten trillion features and no point.
The most memorable feature:
You could switch camera views to anything. I mean, pretty much anything in the game. So you could see the universe from the gunner's perspective in your ship, you could even jump into a missile and see it fly indefinitely, and I mean indefinitely, because he programmed it all with real physics. The missile would keep going on and on and on forever, until it hit something.
The much lauded (by Derek Smart) multiplayer megaverse never existed. There was simply never a server.
I went to the forums and people would ask innocent enough questions, "Is it possible that maybe traders could have more of a point in the game?"
DS: No. If you are a trader, you are useless. I added traders mainly for RP and decoration. This is a battle game.
After which a ten page rant would ensue between Smart and his enraged customers.
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Cena_mark - 2008-08-09
Shaymalan better not fuck up the Avatar movie!
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Robin Kestrel - 2008-08-09
Whoa, Mark Wahlberg is playing this role as if were written for Jack Black. Seriously, watch this and imagine Jack Black in the place of Marky Mark, in an intentional comedy. I'm thinking Wahlberg realized how hillariously bad this film was going to be and delivered his lines accordingly.
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ghostdad - 2008-08-09
Are we sure this isn't an intentional comedy? I'm starting to think maybe people completely missed the point.
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Blank_Slate - 2008-08-09 The only person who completely missed the point was M. Night Shyamalan himself.
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DrVital - 2008-08-09
There's something happening and I don't care what it is.
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voodoo_pork - 2008-08-09
This movie is almost good. It's actually really close to being a genuinely good movie.
It's like if you had a delicious, thick-headed beer and something dropped a tiny bit of shit in it. "Goddamit."
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GoneGirl - 2008-08-09
Crazy hot dog horticulturist and scary Luddite lady were totally worth the trip.
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sliggy - 2008-08-10
2:28-2:44, the most unconvincing attempt to assure somebody that she wasn't going to be murdered in her sleep that I have ever seen.
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kingarthur - 2008-08-10
WOW. Have we surpassed Wicker Man?
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Testicles of Doom - 2008-08-10
I would call it bad directing instead of bad acting, although the acting IS indeed bad, I don't blame the actors. I've seen each of them in movies that I thought were good.
Is this movie about anything, or is it just the usual M. Night movie with a bunch of awkward scenes that amount to a pile of dog piss?
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Rodents of Unusual Size - 2008-08-10
ACTING!
"Cheese and crackers!"
Thanks, screenwriting from 1935.
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Caminante Nocturno - 2008-08-16
John Leguizamo is Math Master!
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Goethe and ernie - 2008-08-29
"Just when you thought there couldn't be any more evil that could be invented"
Oh how prescient.
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Geoff Marr - 2008-09-13
Not enough dying.
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Genesis - 2008-10-08
black train driver man was good.
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baumer - 2008-12-14
hey wow poetv suck my balls I have updated hell of dead links TO NO AVAIL
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