When your roommate's cat finally dies I hope he explodes all over your bed and your room
Like a final cat kamikaze
When the cat breathes his dying breaths, he will plop his furry aged ass onto your bed and press the button that will activate all the explosives he will ingest with his final meal
The cat will smile as he ascends to kitty heaven, looking down upon you and your blood stained bedroom and your smoking crater of a bed
When he gets there, he will have catnip and jingle balls to play with. At that same moment, your bedroom will smell like dead cat. He will be satisfied with this final 'fuck you' and live the afterlife in kitty heaven, knowing you will have to clean it up the same way you had to clean your shoes after he took squirty shits in them