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You know, it probably was good chicken back then. Nowadays between fecal sores and small takeaways on a mission to serve something actually decent, KFC is pretty much a last resort.
Remember that: Fecal. Sores. Their factory raised chickens sit in their own shit and get infections. The evidence of which is visible on the meat.
And what would these fecal sores look like?
OH, GOD, THAT'S NOT A DRUMSTICK.
There's a special and very fat place in hell for the guy who came up with this ad
I remember that jingle...those poor, poor kids, they have no idea the tough road obesity will take them on
INDIANS LOVE CHICKEN
"I used to only serve fast food once in a while. But then I stopped caring."
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If memory serves, the original KFC was actually decent food. I don't think it got the "fast food" treatment until Pepsi bought it.
When I was a kid we would get Kentucky Fried Chicken every once in a while, and we always had to wait. It was never sitting under gian heat lamps drying out and turning into rocks.
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We were so aggressive in our trust of advertising in the 80's.
Ucky Fried Ick
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