Imagine if everyone did tapetries back then. Would that lead to a recurring series of tapestries entitled "Your tapestry is bad and you should feel bad?"
I was trying to figure out where they got the music for the segment, "William's cooks prepare a banquet," and then I remembered it was from the old Microprose Magic game.
My milkshake bringeth all ye gentlefolk to the yard
And they're like
It's better than thine
Verily
It is better than thine
I could teach you
But
I must levy a fee