Merzbau The idea of a Frank Miller children's cartoon BLOWS MY FUCKING MIND.
Xenocide If superheroes were real, people would prank call them constantly. The batphone would eventually just sit there, ignored.
Camonk Superman's all cranky, answering the phone in the Fortress of Solitude, "Uh huh. Uh huh. No thank you. No, I'm not interested. Please take me off your list."