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Desc:This is just an abysmal idea.
Category:Horror, Crime
Tags:3D, shopping, mall, failboat
Submitted:Chizmurder
Date:09/09/08
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dreamvigile
Or, you could GO TO A REAL FUCKING MALL
dichotic1
FEEL THE HYPE.


do it.
longwinded
I didn't realize you were quoting the video at first

Now I am sad

Caminante Nocturno
Now you can shop amidst a swarm of flying penises and photoshopped images of our company's founder crawling up goatse.
Deconvolution
5 for this comment.

Spit Spingola
Weren't there supposed to be zombies in this game?
HankFinch
In THIS game YOU'RE the zombie!!!

Do you get the joke that I made where I compared consumerism to being like a zombie? cus it's there.

and yes this version of Dead Rising sucks

Spoonybard
Combining online shopping with a social networking game. I can see that as an attempt at drawing in girls who like shopping as a group. However, I lack the capacity to predict the effectiveness of this tactic, since I in no way comprehend what it is that makes so many girls select "shopping" as a preferred group activity.
Stog
"Like Second Life, but with the dignity"
Frank Rizzo
"virtual private dressing room"

do these people understand the huge failure they just created?
pub_enum
Thank goodness they have those security sensors by the door.
Syd Midnight
That's my favorite comment

TeflonDoc
Is there a virtual foodcourt where you can pay for a picture of a pretzel? Does a text box inform you that it tastes like salted cardboard?
Chalkdust
I'm gonna drop and break sooo many virtual things
baleen

This is disgusting.
Ageusiatic
The fact that it's disgusting is what makes it perfect for PoE TV. Sure, we can all see that it's a horrific idea in the first place, but what really solidifies it's place is that is just might actually work. Sure, we've seen stupid crap like the cuecat fail in the past, but there's also been some things along those lines that have worked.

Stay at home shopaholics will actually use this, we just have to depend on the internet to ruin it just like it ruins everything else.

Adham Nu'man
Why do you think he rated it five stars, Sherlock?

Randroid
This will return to PoE in 2030 with a "silly dotcom" tag and there will be fond remembrance.
Xenocide
ACCURATELY SIMULATE THE EXPERIENCE OF THREE GUYS LOITERING IN A BEST BUY.

No doubt coming soon: An MMORPG where you gain levels by buying products.
Doctor Arcane
I'm totally going to be the guy who monopolizes the Guitar Hero display during his lunch hour much to the dismay of tiny children. Not that I do that inrl or anything.

Billie_J_Buttfuck
Too late - they had a beta of this idea running at the Festival of Fear here in Toronto. You used real world money to buy things in game - if you make things/find things/earn things in game, you can sell any of them off for real world money.

The leveling system worked on the same principles. But I can't remember for the life of me the name of the game.

Syd Midnight
Isn't that pretty much every social MORPG game ever? People using real money to buy their avatar a fake shirt and hair ribbons?

Ersatz
Will there be security drones that follow around black avatars to make sure they don't shoplift anything?
Twitch
POOL'S CLOSED

Camonk
Oh man all the fun of trying to shop while some mouth breathing wastoid who couldn't get a job in an office but still thinks he knows heavy shit about computer or whatever the fuck you're shopping for. Awesome. I always thought the one thing internet shopping was missing was the hard sell.
IrishWhiskey
Oh thank god. I was constantly dropping things and being forced to pay for them at stores. And Amazon doesn't give me the ability to virtually pretend to hold a replica of the item. This is just perfect for me!
chumbucket
within 2 seconds of this going live it'll be mobbed by pedophiliac predators hanging out in the toy department
anvill
I'm gonna use it to try out a faster computer.
Pie Boy
Hiro Protagonist avoids places like this, as a rule
Old_Zircon
Wasn't this a Dave Chapelle skit?
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