Or, you could GO TO A REAL FUCKING MALL
FEEL THE HYPE.
|Caminante Nocturno |
Now you can shop amidst a swarm of flying penises and photoshopped images of our company's founder crawling up goatse.
|Spit Spingola |
Weren't there supposed to be zombies in this game?
In THIS game YOU'RE the zombie!!!
Do you get the joke that I made where I compared consumerism to being like a zombie? cus it's there.
and yes this version of Dead Rising sucks
Combining online shopping with a social networking game. I can see that as an attempt at drawing in girls who like shopping as a group. However, I lack the capacity to predict the effectiveness of this tactic, since I in no way comprehend what it is that makes so many girls select "shopping" as a preferred group activity.
"Like Second Life, but with the dignity"
|Frank Rizzo |
"virtual private dressing room"
do these people understand the huge failure they just created?
Thank goodness they have those security sensors by the door.
Is there a virtual foodcourt where you can pay $3 for a picture of a pretzel? Does a text box inform you that it tastes like salted cardboard?
I'm gonna drop and break sooo many virtual things
This is disgusting.
This will return to PoE in 2030 with a "silly dotcom" tag and there will be fond remembrance.
ACCURATELY SIMULATE THE EXPERIENCE OF THREE GUYS LOITERING IN A BEST BUY.
No doubt coming soon: An MMORPG where you gain levels by buying products.
Isn't that pretty much every social MORPG game ever? People using real money to buy their avatar a fake shirt and hair ribbons?
Will there be security drones that follow around black avatars to make sure they don't shoplift anything?
Oh man all the fun of trying to shop while some mouth breathing wastoid who couldn't get a job in an office but still thinks he knows heavy shit about computer or whatever the fuck you're shopping for. Awesome. I always thought the one thing internet shopping was missing was the hard sell.
Oh thank god. I was constantly dropping things and being forced to pay for them at stores. And Amazon doesn't give me the ability to virtually pretend to hold a replica of the item. This is just perfect for me!
within 2 seconds of this going live it'll be mobbed by pedophiliac predators hanging out in the toy department
I'm gonna use it to try out a faster computer.
|Pie Boy |
Hiro Protagonist avoids places like this, as a rule
Wasn't this a Dave Chapelle skit?
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