|dreamvigile - 2008-09-09 |
Or, you could GO TO A REAL FUCKING MALL
|dichotic1 - 2008-09-09 |
FEEL THE HYPE.
|Caminante Nocturno - 2008-09-09 |
Now you can shop amidst a swarm of flying penises and photoshopped images of our company's founder crawling up goatse.
|Spit Spingola - 2008-09-09 |
Weren't there supposed to be zombies in this game?
In THIS game YOU'RE the zombie!!!
Do you get the joke that I made where I compared consumerism to being like a zombie? cus it's there.
and yes this version of Dead Rising sucks
|Spoonybard - 2008-09-09 |
Combining online shopping with a social networking game. I can see that as an attempt at drawing in girls who like shopping as a group. However, I lack the capacity to predict the effectiveness of this tactic, since I in no way comprehend what it is that makes so many girls select "shopping" as a preferred group activity.
|Stog - 2008-09-09 |
"Like Second Life, but with the dignity"
|Frank Rizzo - 2008-09-09 |
"virtual private dressing room"
do these people understand the huge failure they just created?
|pub_enum - 2008-09-09 |
Thank goodness they have those security sensors by the door.
|TeflonDoc - 2008-09-10 |
Is there a virtual foodcourt where you can pay for a picture of a pretzel? Does a text box inform you that it tastes like salted cardboard?
|Chalkdust - 2008-09-10 |
I'm gonna drop and break sooo many virtual things
|baleen - 2008-09-10 |
This is disgusting.
|Randroid - 2008-09-10 |
This will return to PoE in 2030 with a "silly dotcom" tag and there will be fond remembrance.
|Xenocide - 2008-09-10 |
ACCURATELY SIMULATE THE EXPERIENCE OF THREE GUYS LOITERING IN A BEST BUY.
No doubt coming soon: An MMORPG where you gain levels by buying products.
Isn't that pretty much every social MORPG game ever? People using real money to buy their avatar a fake shirt and hair ribbons?
|Ersatz - 2008-09-10 |
Will there be security drones that follow around black avatars to make sure they don't shoplift anything?
|Camonk - 2008-09-10 |
Oh man all the fun of trying to shop while some mouth breathing wastoid who couldn't get a job in an office but still thinks he knows heavy shit about computer or whatever the fuck you're shopping for. Awesome. I always thought the one thing internet shopping was missing was the hard sell.
|IrishWhiskey - 2008-09-10 |
Oh thank god. I was constantly dropping things and being forced to pay for them at stores. And Amazon doesn't give me the ability to virtually pretend to hold a replica of the item. This is just perfect for me!
|chumbucket - 2008-09-10 |
within 2 seconds of this going live it'll be mobbed by pedophiliac predators hanging out in the toy department
|anvill - 2008-09-10 |
I'm gonna use it to try out a faster computer.
|Pie Boy - 2008-10-26 |
Hiro Protagonist avoids places like this, as a rule
|Old_Zircon - 2009-02-14 |
Wasn't this a Dave Chapelle skit?
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