|j lzrd / swift idiot |
Okay wait, what? I'm as confused as you are.
Jesus Charlene, can't we ever go ANYWHERE nice?
He was just about to steal that violin!
|Sudan no1 |
I was hoping this would be an ad for a car that protected you from racists.
Alternative explanation is that this isn't about racism, but having to deal with 'pretty but retarded' women.
where's the white women at?
|Frank Rizzo |
black people like crappy music
if this is news to you people, then your names are ric romero
Not too long ago, a young negroidal girl knocked upon my door thrice with a rather boorish rap and asked set upon me to purchase her magazine subscriptions so that she might attend some higher house of learning or other.
"Lizzy!" I whispered, "There is a-- you know! At the door!" My fiance was in dishabille and predisposed in our bedroom and could not attend to this peculiar event, and besides, the young lady at the door was accompanied by a larger, much darker negro, who did not say much, and seemed withdrawn from the selling ritual to the point that I assumed her intentions criminal.
In any case, I had Brahms, Concerto No. 2 I believe, on the gramophone, and do you know what that lovely negress said to me? Forgive me if I can't recall the wordage, but it went approximately thus:
" I love classical music, especially when I'm trying to relax! It helps me think when I'm studying!" She said, and what a lovely smile she had. I am reluctant to say she was attractive-- but why not? These are modern times. Yes, I thought the negro girl had a lovely smile. What a peculiar creature, this black woman, and here I thought that the darker races only enjoyed the music of tribal derivation, you know, about drugs and all manner of rabble rousing and this and that. Why, I almost invited the lady in when I noticed her despondently plotting companion, and so thought it best to keep her out on the landing.
However, so impressed was I by the revelation that culture can indeed influence the negro races that I hastily produced a counterfoil and bought a not one but TWO subscriptions to Cigar Aficionado, the latest issue I just dispatched not two hours ago on my veranda.
This is the type of racism that a non-American would apply to black people. Like, maybe a japanese guy wrote this commercial.
The previous comment proves there's enough Americans like that too.
Dude, you fucked up and married a hood rat.
Black people love doo-wop a la Manhattan Transfer?
What's a black people?
Even the one black band member looks angry to be in this commercial.
|Mayberry Pancakes |
To be fair, I would rather listen to white people rap than Boccherini.
|Prickly Pete |
THIS ISN'T RACIST THIS IS JUST BLACK CULTURE!
fuck you all!
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