|Honest Abe |
i can't top that
This is some quality horseshit.
"Top That" had a kinda dorky, earnest charm to it. This is just 8 shades of bullshit.
Also, "white people" tag please.
He just rapped about kissing and handling 10-12 year old girls.
I don't know anymore.
Gawd, this is HORRIBLE! Am I supposed to be laughing? Needs to be in YouTube Poop!
He's got some moves.
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
They made an Archies movie? What?
Also this is screaming out for a white people tag.
Doctor Frederick Odd
Yes, There is an archie movie. It follows the experience of Archie comming back to Riverdale after 15 years of absence.
He discovers that his friends and acquatainces have abandoned their ideals and have been dulled by adult life.
It is either great social commentary or just an excuse to not bother with writing a teen comedy.
So he comes back to high school fifteen years later and finds that everyone's either a breeder, a shithead, or a breeder shithead? This must be the most accurate portrayal of real life I've ever heard of.
Doctor Frederick Odd
Essentially, yes. There's also a secene with a middle-aged Veronica in underwear that I blame for my gutural rejection of black lace.
Yes, there is also a scene where middle-aged Veronica and Betty corner Archie and try to seduce him, all the while chanting, "You have to choose, Archie! You have to choose!"
It's a very creepy movie.
Didn't Homer Simpson sing this song with an anthropomorphic lollypop?
As seen on Evil Video... 2, I think. I forgot that it was from the pseudo-edgy Archie TV movie, though. Wowowowowowow.
Oh God, why did I watch this?
I'm going to assume the people were applauding the police officers who just showed up to arrest the pedophile.
|King of Balls |
"Oh no" indeed.
When did the pedo police arrive?
I'm going to need more whiskey, my face hurts too bad.
Wow, watching just 28 seconds was enough to decide it for me. I think I might have to see this horrible thing sometime.
"You're shy with girls, JUST LIKE YOUR FATHER!"
"No, Dad, I'm a nine year old boy. I am totally fucking normal for my age."
"Let's perform my special rap to make sure you'll have to leave the tri-county area if you ever want to score with a girl!"
|Killer Joe |
"And you got me AH-HUH-HUH-HUH-HA-AHA AH!"
I can't un-see it.
I was really hoping this was going to be Cole Sprouse unleashing some wicked bars.
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