I love this man. He should be given a reward for his commitment to the betterment of Youtube comedy.
He is pretty right about those Kool-Aid things.
|Lauritz Melchior |
Note to self: Get money and get paid.
That is a very nice garbage can.
|Mike Tyson?! |
My fridge is literally wall to wall Vault. I should really start making my own YouTube videos.
Bam! Snacks on snacks, niggah.
He won the best stocked fridge award from Ghetto-ass magazine in 07.
my girlfriend wants to leave me for him.
she loves dranks.
This guy is so midwestern it hurts.
Damn! I got a drawer full of Kool-Aid!
Did... did he just say that he drinks imitation butter?
|Moustache McGillicuddy |
NIGGA MADE A PIZZA. HAHA I WAS HUNGRY
So, recap. Women love it when your kitchen is stocked like a convenience store and also love 99 cent frozen pizza as a whole meal(with a side of bugles) and this is supposed to get you laid?
i think by 'women' and 'bitches' he means men, only men would get horny at a cupboard full of chips.
Particularly: Halo-playing fatbeards
I swear by Sweet Baby Ray's....uh oh yeah....my nigga. Now I have to get my whip game proper.
I'm like, Yeah, Becky. I got fuckin snapples...
part of me finds this hilarious and part of me finds it really, really depressing
|Scrotum H. Vainglorious |
Hey why does he cover the camera when leaving the kitchen?
Also, where's the black people tag.
|Comrade Admiral |
Wait wait wait, whats that? Get Money Get Paid? Aiight we cool we cool
This was excellent from front to end. And weirdly, now I'm hearing that having an assortment of beverages in your fridge might actually just get you laid...
I just wanted to point this out...
Probably about half an hour after watching this, I was at Cub Foods, who had a sale, so I ended up buying ten bottles of Vitamin Water (in several flavors, most notably Fiddy Cent flavor, but mostly orange), and five bottles of Powerade.
I wasn't thinking of Chi City when I bought them, but when I got back home I realized he might just be a very persuasive gentleman.
Now what's left is to find out if his tactic really pays off.
|Frank Rizzo |
in my fridge I have....
ketchup, mayo, mustard, relish
piece of pie
thats really all you need
You are obviously single.
When I was single, all I ate was cereal, frozen pizza, and occasionally take out. Now I have what resembles a "normal" kitchen, with leftovers, shit for lunches, fruits, vegetables, craft beers, various cheeses, and not only a packed freezer, but another 5 cu/ft freezer in the garage.
Also, purple drank.
Jesus, he's really serious about this, isn't he? Genius.
girls only go to his house for a certain kind of drank IF YOU KNOW WHAT IM SAYIN
(that's right, Moxie)
He's never seen a chrome garbage can? What?
i'd hang out with this guy. however, i don't think that stocking your fridge like a convenience store is going to score you points with the ladies. at least not where i live in canada.
however.. A for effort.
|Pie Boy |
He has an elaborate, well-thought-out system for distracting children so he can sleep with their mothers.
I don't know if that's morally reprehensible or brilliant.
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