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Desc:Sage advice from your boy Chi City.
Category:Educational
Tags:drinks, dating advice, freeze pop, Mr. Chi-City
Submitted:futurebot
Date:10/05/08
Views:6528
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Comment count is 38
Diogenes - 2008-10-05
I love this man. He should be given a reward for his commitment to the betterment of Youtube comedy.
afp3683 - 2008-10-05
He is pretty right about those Kool-Aid things.
Lauritz Melchior - 2008-10-05
Glorious!
Chancho - 2008-10-05
Note to self: Get money and get paid.
Aoi - 2008-10-05
That is a very nice garbage can.
nonplusplus - 2008-10-06
I have that. It cost like twelve dollars. And it's a great garbage can.

Pie Boy - 2009-08-18
It's from Egypt!

Mike Tyson?! - 2008-10-05
My fridge is literally wall to wall Vault. I should really start making my own YouTube videos.
fermun - 2008-10-06
Mine is full of OE, like the Lonely Island.

dr_rock - 2008-10-06
Bam! Snacks on snacks, niggah.
phalsebob - 2008-10-06
He won the best stocked fridge award from Ghetto-ass magazine in 07.
hornung - 2008-10-06
my girlfriend wants to leave me for him.
she loves dranks.
1394 - 2008-10-06
This guy is so midwestern it hurts.
Hooker - 2008-10-06
Damn! I got a drawer full of Kool-Aid!
Knuckles - 2008-10-06
Did... did he just say that he drinks imitation butter?
Moustache McGillicuddy - 2008-10-06
NIGGA MADE A PIZZA. HAHA I WAS HUNGRY
meamlegion - 2008-10-06
So, recap. Women love it when your kitchen is stocked like a convenience store and also love 99 cent frozen pizza as a whole meal(with a side of bugles) and this is supposed to get you laid?

i think by 'women' and 'bitches' he means men, only men would get horny at a cupboard full of chips.
dr_rock - 2008-10-06
Particularly: Halo-playing fatbeards

lolcoolj - 2008-10-06
I swear by Sweet Baby Ray's....uh oh yeah....my nigga. Now I have to get my whip game proper.
HankFinch - 2008-10-07
Recognized that right away, I was all like "shit... is that some baby ray's? Aw yeah nigga!" then I slid some skin to my imaginary black friend.

TeenerTot - 2008-10-06
I'm like, Yeah, Becky. I got fuckin snapples...
The Mothership - 2014-09-03
Best part.

zatojones - 2008-10-06
part of me finds this hilarious and part of me finds it really, really depressing
Scrotum H. Vainglorious - 2008-10-06
Hey why does he cover the camera when leaving the kitchen?

Also, where's the black people tag.
Comrade Admiral - 2008-10-06
Wait wait wait, whats that? Get Money Get Paid? Aiight we cool we cool
citrusmirakel - 2008-10-06
This was excellent from front to end. And weirdly, now I'm hearing that having an assortment of beverages in your fridge might actually just get you laid...
citrusmirakel - 2008-10-06
I just wanted to point this out...

Probably about half an hour after watching this, I was at Cub Foods, who had a sale, so I ended up buying ten bottles of Vitamin Water (in several flavors, most notably Fiddy Cent flavor, but mostly orange), and five bottles of Powerade.

I wasn't thinking of Chi City when I bought them, but when I got back home I realized he might just be a very persuasive gentleman.

Now what's left is to find out if his tactic really pays off.

Frank Rizzo - 2008-10-06
in my fridge I have....

jelly
fruit cup
bacon
ketchup, mayo, mustard, relish
piece of pie

freezer...
nothing

thats really all you need
dr_rock - 2008-10-06
You are obviously single.

When I was single, all I ate was cereal, frozen pizza, and occasionally take out. Now I have what resembles a "normal" kitchen, with leftovers, shit for lunches, fruits, vegetables, craft beers, various cheeses, and not only a packed freezer, but another 5 cu/ft freezer in the garage.

Also, purple drank.

zatojones - 2008-10-08
it's the thoedst

lordpotato - 2008-10-06
Jesus, he's really serious about this, isn't he? Genius.
Seris - 2008-10-06
girls only go to his house for a certain kind of drank IF YOU KNOW WHAT IM SAYIN


(that's right, Moxie)
augias - 2008-10-06
He's never seen a chrome garbage can? What?
augias - 2008-10-06
top notch advice, chi city... but where the purple drank at?

craptacular - 2008-12-19
i'd hang out with this guy. however, i don't think that stocking your fridge like a convenience store is going to score you points with the ladies. at least not where i live in canada.

however.. A for effort.
Pie Boy - 2009-01-01
He has an elaborate, well-thought-out system for distracting children so he can sleep with their mothers.

I don't know if that's morally reprehensible or brilliant.
robotkarateman - 2009-01-25
Can't it be both?

The Mothership - 2014-09-09
Yes, yes it can.

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