Diogenes 
I love this man. He should be given a reward for his commitment to the betterment of Youtube comedy.
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afp3683
He is pretty right about those Kool-Aid things.
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Lauritz Melchior
Glorious!
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Chancho
Note to self: Get money and get paid.
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Aoi
That is a very nice garbage can.
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Mike Tyson?!
My fridge is literally wall to wall Vault. I should really start making my own YouTube videos.
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dr_rock
Bam! Snacks on snacks, niggah.
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phalsebob
He won the best stocked fridge award from Ghetto-ass magazine in 07.
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hornung
my girlfriend wants to leave me for him.
she loves dranks.
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1394
This guy is so midwestern it hurts.
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Hooker
Damn! I got a drawer full of Kool-Aid!
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Knuckles
Did... did he just say that he drinks imitation butter?
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Moustache McGillicuddy
NIGGA MADE A PIZZA. HAHA I WAS HUNGRY
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meamlegion
So, recap. Women love it when your kitchen is stocked like a convenience store and also love 99 cent frozen pizza as a whole meal(with a side of bugles) and this is supposed to get you laid?
i think by 'women' and 'bitches' he means men, only men would get horny at a cupboard full of chips.
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dr_rock Particularly: Halo-playing fatbeards
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lolcoolj
I swear by Sweet Baby Ray's....uh oh yeah....my nigga. Now I have to get my whip game proper.
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TeenerTot
I'm like, Yeah, Becky. I got fuckin snapples...
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zatojones
part of me finds this hilarious and part of me finds it really, really depressing
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Scrotum H. Vainglorious
Hey why does he cover the camera when leaving the kitchen?
Also, where's the black people tag.
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Comrade Admiral
Wait wait wait, whats that? Get Money Get Paid? Aiight we cool we cool
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citrusmirakel
This was excellent from front to end. And weirdly, now I'm hearing that having an assortment of beverages in your fridge might actually just get you laid...
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citrusmirakel I just wanted to point this out...
Probably about half an hour after watching this, I was at Cub Foods, who had a sale, so I ended up buying ten bottles of Vitamin Water (in several flavors, most notably Fiddy Cent flavor, but mostly orange), and five bottles of Powerade.
I wasn't thinking of Chi City when I bought them, but when I got back home I realized he might just be a very persuasive gentleman.
Now what's left is to find out if his tactic really pays off.
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Frank Rizzo
in my fridge I have....
jelly
fruit cup
bacon
ketchup, mayo, mustard, relish
piece of pie
freezer...
nothing
thats really all you need
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dr_rock You are obviously single.
When I was single, all I ate was cereal, frozen pizza, and occasionally take out. Now I have what resembles a "normal" kitchen, with leftovers, shit for lunches, fruits, vegetables, craft beers, various cheeses, and not only a packed freezer, but another 5 cu/ft freezer in the garage.
Also, purple drank.
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lordpotato
Jesus, he's really serious about this, isn't he? Genius.
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Seris
girls only go to his house for a certain kind of drank IF YOU KNOW WHAT IM SAYIN
(that's right, Moxie)
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augias
He's never seen a chrome garbage can? What?
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craptacular
i'd hang out with this guy. however, i don't think that stocking your fridge like a convenience store is going to score you points with the ladies. at least not where i live in canada.
however.. A for effort.
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Pie Boy
He has an elaborate, well-thought-out system for distracting children so he can sleep with their mothers.
I don't know if that's morally reprehensible or brilliant.
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