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Desc:Sage advice from your boy Chi City.
Category:Educational
Tags:drinks, dating advice, freeze pop, Mr. Chi-City
Submitted:futurebot
Date:10/05/08
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Comment count is 38
Diogenes
I love this man. He should be given a reward for his commitment to the betterment of Youtube comedy.
afp3683
He is pretty right about those Kool-Aid things.
Lauritz Melchior
Glorious!
Chancho
Note to self: Get money and get paid.
Aoi
That is a very nice garbage can.
nonplusplus
I have that. It cost like twelve dollars. And it's a great garbage can.

Pie Boy
It's from Egypt!

Mike Tyson?!
My fridge is literally wall to wall Vault. I should really start making my own YouTube videos.
fermun
Mine is full of OE, like the Lonely Island.

dr_rock
Bam! Snacks on snacks, niggah.
phalsebob
He won the best stocked fridge award from Ghetto-ass magazine in 07.
hornung
my girlfriend wants to leave me for him.
she loves dranks.
1394
This guy is so midwestern it hurts.
Hooker
Damn! I got a drawer full of Kool-Aid!
Knuckles
Did... did he just say that he drinks imitation butter?
Moustache McGillicuddy
NIGGA MADE A PIZZA. HAHA I WAS HUNGRY
meamlegion
So, recap. Women love it when your kitchen is stocked like a convenience store and also love 99 cent frozen pizza as a whole meal(with a side of bugles) and this is supposed to get you laid?

i think by 'women' and 'bitches' he means men, only men would get horny at a cupboard full of chips.
dr_rock
Particularly: Halo-playing fatbeards

lolcoolj
I swear by Sweet Baby Ray's....uh oh yeah....my nigga. Now I have to get my whip game proper.
HankFinch
Recognized that right away, I was all like "shit... is that some baby ray's? Aw yeah nigga!" then I slid some skin to my imaginary black friend.

TeenerTot
I'm like, Yeah, Becky. I got fuckin snapples...
The Mothership
Best part.

zatojones
part of me finds this hilarious and part of me finds it really, really depressing
Scrotum H. Vainglorious
Hey why does he cover the camera when leaving the kitchen?

Also, where's the black people tag.
Comrade Admiral
Wait wait wait, whats that? Get Money Get Paid? Aiight we cool we cool
citrusmirakel
This was excellent from front to end. And weirdly, now I'm hearing that having an assortment of beverages in your fridge might actually just get you laid...
citrusmirakel
I just wanted to point this out...

Probably about half an hour after watching this, I was at Cub Foods, who had a sale, so I ended up buying ten bottles of Vitamin Water (in several flavors, most notably Fiddy Cent flavor, but mostly orange), and five bottles of Powerade.

I wasn't thinking of Chi City when I bought them, but when I got back home I realized he might just be a very persuasive gentleman.

Now what's left is to find out if his tactic really pays off.

Frank Rizzo
in my fridge I have....

jelly
fruit cup
bacon
ketchup, mayo, mustard, relish
piece of pie

freezer...
nothing

thats really all you need
dr_rock
You are obviously single.

When I was single, all I ate was cereal, frozen pizza, and occasionally take out. Now I have what resembles a "normal" kitchen, with leftovers, shit for lunches, fruits, vegetables, craft beers, various cheeses, and not only a packed freezer, but another 5 cu/ft freezer in the garage.

Also, purple drank.

zatojones
it's the thoedst

lordpotato
Jesus, he's really serious about this, isn't he? Genius.
Seris
girls only go to his house for a certain kind of drank IF YOU KNOW WHAT IM SAYIN


(that's right, Moxie)
augias
He's never seen a chrome garbage can? What?
augias
top notch advice, chi city... but where the purple drank at?

craptacular
i'd hang out with this guy. however, i don't think that stocking your fridge like a convenience store is going to score you points with the ladies. at least not where i live in canada.

however.. A for effort.
Pie Boy
He has an elaborate, well-thought-out system for distracting children so he can sleep with their mothers.

I don't know if that's morally reprehensible or brilliant.
robotkarateman
Can't it be both?

The Mothership
Yes, yes it can.

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