Camonk - 2008-10-07 I finally have a reason to go to Japan. The only problem will be getting me to leave once I get there and start eating at this restaurant for each meal EVERY. SINGLE. DAY.
Moustache McGillicuddy - 2008-10-07 Yes but if you eat there the chances of you finding hair in your food are drastically increased
Camonk - 2008-10-07 But it would be a monkey hair so that'd be okay.
Ageusiatic - 2008-10-08 I'm with Camonk. I don't care if there is hair in my food, I don't care if the drinks are overpriced and they only serve rotgut liquor. The fact that they have monkey waiters trumps whatever problems they might have, even if those problems are monkey-related.
Normal waiters have an almost zero chance of biting me, but they're also boring.