Did he just say gay marriage will cause an increase in crime, abortions, and kids dropping out of school?
Yes, it's all true. But I'd like to add that it's not just gays. It's also the blacks, the jews, the welsh, the muslims, the eskimos, the weird brown whateveryoucallits, the irish and the injuns. FACT. THE BIBLE.
I thought Anna Nicole Smith's and Liza Minnelli's marriages were responsible for that.
Fact: Every anti-homosexual marriage spokesman is a closet homosexual.
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We as Christians, however, would be loath to indoctrinate or impose our beliefs on anyone.
It's illegal in Canada to speak out against homosexuality, EVEN IF THE SKY WIZARD COMMANDS US TO CONDEMN IT! Canadian Christians are now being persecuted simply for accusing homosexuals of being the satanic child molesters that they are.
And that's what will happen here, ladies and gentlemen.
Whatever happened the domino effect that Massachusetts' legalization of gay marriage was going to cause?
I like his constant repeating of "even if it's true" when talking about how you can't badmouth fags in Canada. Thanks for acknowledging that most of what people say about gays is not true. Also that the changing of language on legal documents is a HORRIBLE price to pay.
Fact: Prefacing something with "Fact:" makes it a fact.
i want to punch this fucktard in the crotch
This is the same type of stupid-ass TV logic I've seen in every single fucking freshman essay I've ever had to grade.
Gay marriage = increased aborition. It's all so clear now.
What? Seriously, WHAT?
Five stars for defending the freedom to hate. You stay classy, youth pastors.
Health of marriages? 50% divorce rate anyone?
If there's one thing that two dudes marrying will cause, it's abortion. Gays love abortions!
Homosexuality leads to abortion. This argument just pisses me off. When gays have children it is because they worked their asses off to get children
"It's wrong to redefine marriage. Ergo, we're going to redefine it for you."
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I don't often feel this way about these guys, but there is something about this guy that makes me want to beat the shit out of him with a tire iron.
trickle down! i am going to begin using this in every day life. "trickle down laundry" is when you pile dirty clothes on top of dirty clothes, and the ones at the bottom of the pile get smellier.
"trickle down beer" is when you are drinking when you don't want to be; you sip slowly.
"trickle down economics" is when money magically moves from the rich to the poor, somehow. i honestly never understood that phrase.
If they areREALLY trying to save marriage, why don't they try to outlaw divorce?
Uh-huh. Sure they do.
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Why don't Christians realize that gay marriage is not only the answer to overpopulation, but it will double sin (at least), meaning that heaven will be less crowded after the rapture.
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