DMKA 
Did he just say gay marriage will cause an increase in crime, abortions, and kids dropping out of school?
Five stars.
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HankFinch Yes, it's all true. But I'd like to add that it's not just gays. It's also the blacks, the jews, the welsh, the muslims, the eskimos, the weird brown whateveryoucallits, the irish and the injuns. FACT. THE BIBLE.
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Hay Belly I thought Anna Nicole Smith's and Liza Minnelli's marriages were responsible for that.
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Konversekid
Fact: Every anti-homosexual marriage spokesman is a closet homosexual.
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wtf japan
We as Christians, however, would be loath to indoctrinate or impose our beliefs on anyone.
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robotkarateman
It's illegal in Canada to speak out against homosexuality, EVEN IF THE SKY WIZARD COMMANDS US TO CONDEMN IT! Canadian Christians are now being persecuted simply for accusing homosexuals of being the satanic child molesters that they are.
And that's what will happen here, ladies and gentlemen.
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dead_cat
Whatever happened the domino effect that Massachusetts' legalization of gay marriage was going to cause?
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Camonk
I like his constant repeating of "even if it's true" when talking about how you can't badmouth fags in Canada. Thanks for acknowledging that most of what people say about gays is not true. Also that the changing of language on legal documents is a HORRIBLE price to pay.
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cognitivedissonance
Fact: Prefacing something with "Fact:" makes it a fact.
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fluffy
i want to punch this fucktard in the crotch
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voodoo_pork
This is the same type of stupid-ass TV logic I've seen in every single fucking freshman essay I've ever had to grade.
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Hooker
Gay marriage = increased aborition. It's all so clear now.
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whensaidthemoon
What? Seriously, WHAT?
Five stars for defending the freedom to hate. You stay classy, youth pastors.
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RockBolt
Health of marriages? 50% divorce rate anyone?
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racetraitor
If there's one thing that two dudes marrying will cause, it's abortion. Gays love abortions!
Evil enough!
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TheDevil'sWhore Homosexuality leads to abortion. This argument just pisses me off. When gays have children it is because they worked their asses off to get children
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HarrietTubmanPI
Christians:
"It's wrong to redefine marriage. Ergo, we're going to redefine it for you."
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Rodents of Unusual Size
I don't often feel this way about these guys, but there is something about this guy that makes me want to beat the shit out of him with a tire iron.
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craptacular
trickle down! i am going to begin using this in every day life. "trickle down laundry" is when you pile dirty clothes on top of dirty clothes, and the ones at the bottom of the pile get smellier.
"trickle down beer" is when you are drinking when you don't want to be; you sip slowly.
"trickle down economics" is when money magically moves from the rich to the poor, somehow. i honestly never understood that phrase.
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TeenerTot
If they areREALLY trying to save marriage, why don't they try to outlaw divorce?
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charmlessman
"Studies show..."
Uh-huh. Sure they do.
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Testicles of Doom
Why don't Christians realize that gay marriage is not only the answer to overpopulation, but it will double sin (at least), meaning that heaven will be less crowded after the rapture.
Duh.
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