|Johnny Roastbeef |
The flashing light reminds me of the traps from Ghostbusters.
|Daddy Warcrimes |
THE MOVIEPHONE MOUSE ELIMINATION MACHINE
I can just imagine the poor, part-timer, minor-market deejay recording this thing in his hastily-soundproofed corner of his dingy studio apartment, deleting the flubs and resulting f-bombs in Audacity.
I guess they blew their wad on the finest CG available, since there wasn't 10 or 15 bucks left over to get some cheap music bed.
The penile system could be greatly improved by this shock and drop system.
This is the kind of thing that would fuel a mouse-made movie of how one mouse escaped.
"I don't want to hear your excuses, Meeks. Our fine product boasts a hundred percent kill ratio, and now I hear a mouse has escaped? What are we supposed to tell the board?"
"It's-- it's only one mouse si-- AUGH!!" (Meeks collapses as he is shot)
"ONE MOUSE! That ONE MOUSE killed THREE of my men! I want the rest of you to pay attention, I want that mouse DEAD, or you're NEXT!"
truly tryly evil.
Also, why not get a cat?
I know a guy with a cat, and we love his cat. Truly we do, but he is utterly useless for catching mice. And on the occassions he does, decapitation is often involved.
Mainly because I don't want to see "Wild Kingdom" played out on my kitchen floor.
I'D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR!
no ,seriously... Am I the only one who thought of those fake ads during Robocop?
"Ready to kill again!"
Light is green, the trap is clean
I wonder if it would work on chipmunks if I put sunflower seeds in it.
|Caminante Nocturno |
There he sat in the cafeteria, motionless and silent. His coworkers ate their meals around him, none of them aware of his terrible situation. Had his wife handed him this instead of his lunch box by accident, or had he done something to get her angry.
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