Cube It can be done, but it usually hurts like hell.
Goethe and ernie I can open a bottle of beer with a piece of A4 (I think you'd know it as "American legal", I think) paper. It hurts a lot less than this would.
Desidiosus I can open a bottle of beer with a bottle opener. Why bother hurting your hand or wasting a piece of paper?
Goethe and ernie Well, it's very useful for those situations when you have no bottle opener to hand but you do have some paper. Those really common situations just like that.
Camonk I was in a hotel in Hong Kong and opened a couple of beer bottles with the spoons they put out for tea. For some reason they didn't have any in the room. I also did not want to go all the way downstairs to the front desk and ask. This is an INTERESTING story. I cut my finger once or twice. It was extremely good beer.
TinManic i bought some beer in china once without realizing that they haven't invented the twist off there and tried to do that trick where put the cap against a hard edge (like a slate table top) and smack it. do you think there was a single hard edge in that apartment? cheap chinese construction. i ended up breaking the neck and straining it through a coffee filter.
these stars are for my story. this video is boring.
AltMazter I once yelled "WOMAN! I asked for an open bottle!" and got it.
Konversekid One time I tried to open some chocolate milk, but the two flaps of the carton stuck together. So using my bare hands I just opened it on the other side.
dr_rock My favorite bottle opener is a snare drum rim. Works really well.
Also, they make bottle-opener rings, mostly for frat guys.
Goethe and ernie I once opened a locked bathroom in a French apartment building with a spoon, oohhhh shit I upped the ante there.