FatFatuousNation     HA! Now that I know all of his tricks, I can infringe upon his market of anti-drug magic shows for kids!
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HURF BLURF DUH     Let's fight drug abuse by making anyone who abuses drugs wear that jacket. Good Christ.
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Frank Rizzo     I hope he knows that he hasnt helped one person, infact he may have driven people to do drugs.
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sosage     Make something disappear already! Saw someone in half! YOU STINK! GET OFF THE STAGE!
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StanleyPain      30% of all people who die in car wrecks ARE DRUNK.
79% of all people who die in Slip N' Slide accidents ARE DRUNK.
46.2% of all people who suffer minor cuts and abrasions wearing leather fetish apparel ARE DRUNK.
65% of all people who claim they legitimately enjoy Nickelback ARE RETARDED. And DRUNK.
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Space Helicopter      I fight magic with drug abuse.
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phalsebob      I actually saw this guys act after I had been to a Pagan ceremony and smoked a fair chunk of hash. He was much better than in this vid.
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Camonk      "I don't drink. Period." Jesus. What is it with magicians and being proud of not drinking? Penn and Teller constantly brag about not drinking or smoking. Are all magician boring dickhead straight edgers?
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HankFinch 50% percent of people who died in fires were NOT DRUNK!
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charmlessman      Let's fight drug abuse with magic.
Also, let's fight Radon with soccer.
And let's fight Lupus with SCUBA diving.
And let's fight illiteracy with interpretive dance.
And let's fight pollution with jets.
Actually, that last one might just work...
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Lauritz Melchior Il-LUS-sions. They're Illusions!!!
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Cleaner82      That's a nice routine you got there, chief, with the flowers... and...
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dementomstie      Maybe I've been watching too much Arrested Development lately, but this seems like the kind of video Gob Bluth would make.
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Caminante Nocturno      Yeah, I guess this beats sitting in class.
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Big Beef Burritos Supreme     60% of Americans who DIE have a BMI of 25 or over.
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Chalkdust      Let's fight magic with drug abuse!
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KnowFuture      Let's fight drug abuse with something that will probably bore the shit out of you unless you've been abusing drugs. Good job, stage magic.
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