Xiphias god gave him arthritis for not praying enough to keep a negro out of office
Bone_Vulture So Obama _shouldn't_ be shot for being a soulless muslum darkie? Drats!
Kieran27 "In the next verse... I am going to substitue the word 'people' for the word 'kingdom'..."
I thought he was just going to be interpreting things differently (ex. "The leopard is the representation of the United States") but this fellow goes a step further and actually substitutes words to make it sounds better. Five stars for showing me a literal interpretation of the bible is wholly and utterly wrong.
I'd give it six stars if he could explain how a war between Russia and the USA can happen at the same time as a one world government that provides a false peace.
StanleyPain Yes, because surely the Bush/McCain style chestbanging and basically daring Russia to start shit will not cause ANY diplomatic problems WHATSOEVER.
But a darkie? HOLY SHIT IT IS THE APOCALYPSE HE SPEAKS WELL AND HAS A SUIT DEAR FUCK ITS SATAN LIKE IN THE BIBLE.
IrishWhiskey Ugh, you liberal reactionaries. It's NOT because he's black. Stop playing the race card. Its because he's from Africa. And I'm raising the Confederate flag because of his Marxism. And burning this cross because he's a Muslim.
Probably the most messed up part of this is the whole "Respect the Presidency and don't try to change the Bible prophecy that we are all fucked".
Its an almost pathological desire to bend to the will of authority and self destructive embracing of the end times.
Camonk Wait, wait. The Lord our God is punishing all the Christians for not praying enough by... giving them the exact apocalypse they've always wanted? Oh, God, you are a HORRIBLE parent!
His camera is pointed so high that it makes him look like a midget.
anvill I'm waiting for him and the other Eagles of the Apocalypse to merge into Neo-Voltron of the Apocalypse.
Xenocide His correctly prophesied that Obama would win, a whole week before the election when Obama was only winning by 150 electoral votes! THIS MAN HAS POWERS.
DrVital If he's ever wrong then he must be stoned.
Meerkat But Kenya is due east of America and so is Jerusalem. And Leopards come from the east. And the israelites must accept the yoke of the king.
But our fate is that of Babylon, and so THE YOKE IS ON US.