fatatty 
Sometimes the less you say the more you say.
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bopeton
I like turtles.
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rroach
Oh my god oh my god he asked me THE question oh my god can I say it can I say it? "Satan." Hahahahah yes! Okay okay, sip wine, act cool.
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Dicknuts
Is he in the fucking Borg Cube?
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Keefu
Fun facts: Gaahl once tortured a dude for 16 hours and drank his blood. Also he is gay and was involved in the creation of "Wynjo", an upcoming fashion collection for women. He is also a vegan.
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baleen a blood drinking vegan. I don't think this clip would be effective without the deliberate sip of wine from a giant yuppie bowler.
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Syd Midnight I had to go look it up on the internet but I'll be damned if Keefu isn't 100% serious. He plead self-defense for the blood torture. This guy is a scream.
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Meerkat
I imagine him responding that way to every question ever asked.
"What would you like for breakfast, dear?"
"Satan."
"What was your day in school like, sweetie?"
"Satan."
"What was the name of that lovely homeroom teacher of yours?"
"Stan. I mean Satan."
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The Hierophant
I'm pretty sure I used to play Magic with this dude in the cafeteria.
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Goethe and ernie 1. What "bizarre death cult Nazi bullshit"?
2. Gaahl isn't fucked up. He's the Scandinavian equivalent of a D&D nerd. He's about as fucked up as a 14-year-old in a Marilyn Manson t-shirt.
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Keefu Well he kinda did torture that one dude
That's gotta count towards fucked up
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Goethe and ernie Oh fuck, you're right, I thought that was Satyricon then I remembered that they're the rapists, shit. Err, OK, yeah, that's kind of weird, but he's a gay vegetarian fashion designer, which balances the "fucked up" with a healthy dose of "modern & cosmopolitan", that counts for something right?
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Xiphias Yes, he really tortured a dude to death. He's not a fake character created by the band, he's completely real.
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Chancho
I think this is from the Vice interview. At one point, they ask him a question and he just stares into space for a few minutes. Hilarious!
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Goethe and ernie
The full Vice interview's hysterical. They basically sent some 20 year old intern dickbutt with a sideways haircut and ironic trainers, who completely took Gaahl at face value. There's one bit where their callow interviewer's saying how insane it is that Gaahl's actually just a normal dude who lives in a house and eats food and talks quietly, and you're just thinking, well what did you expect? An ACTUAL viking Satanist? 'Cus viking Satanists don't go calling themselves Gaahl, and playing in metal bands.
Anyway, regardless of that, five stars for how hard I pissed myself when he picked up his wine.
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Lindner
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QTQbvnwnzc&feature=related
For some reason I thought of the movie, "The Convent".
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Spider Jerusalem
This man has perfect comedic timing.
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Chizmurder
Flawless.
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godot
From http://www.live-metal.net/features_interviews_infernus_gorgoroth.h tml
What are the major musical influences for yourself and of the band?
Bananarama and Boy George.
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Gwago
"Satan". This guy's got some gall.
HA!
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Syd Midnight
Ah dammit, I wanted to submit the whole interview, but the whole thing is like this. He's so over the top campily evil that its kinda cool, like something out of Metalocalypse.
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phalsebob
"What ideologies inspire you?"
*dramatic pause*
"Higher Education."
*sips tap water and looks cool*
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PurpleXVI
Satan.
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