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Desc:Squid with the IQ of a pumpkin loses in court and then wipes out in courthouse parking lot.
Category:Accidents & Explosions, Horror
Tags:Squid, white people, gsx-r, short man
Submitted:Mike Tyson?!
Date:12/07/08
Views:9344
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Comment count is 52
baleen - 2008-12-07

World's Dumbest Partiers... 2.
halon - 2008-12-07
This was pretty stupid until the end; thanks for the spoiler, or I'd never have stuck around.
revdrew - 2008-12-07
Yet it wouldn't have been nearly as great without everything preceding it.

Rodents of Unusual Size - 2008-12-07
You know I really did not expect him to use that story in court.

Oh my god, it just gets better and better.

And the ending...oh hell yes FAVORITED
Camonk - 2008-12-07
He actually did kick that police officer's ass... at being STUPID! Hah hah.
FABIO2 - 2008-12-07
They cut the part where he was dancing to Tequila in a biker bar.
RomancingTrain - 2008-12-07
Oh my God, all the clip art popping up everywhere. This show is for children, right?
chumbucket - 2008-12-07
description along with preview image was all I needed to give the 5
mysterycar - 2008-12-07
normally my speeding tickets are more than 50mph over the speed limit, i have a reputation to maintain is my new favourite defence.

"Your honour, in my defence, the children I molest are usually UNDER the age of 5, I have a reputation to maintain!"

+ making gsx-r a linked tag is just one more reason this video is awesome
Senator_Unger - 2008-12-07
Why would he be running away from a carload of college-aged women? Oh, right.
Charming - 2008-12-07
Honestly, people like this are just another nail in the coffin for humanity.


There goes my party money for the weekend!
phalsebob - 2008-12-07
Dude, don't worry about your party money dude. Just take off your shirt and the party will come to you.

mouser - 2008-12-07
That's got to be an actor. My. Please, let him be.
socialist_hentai - 2008-12-08
It doesn't matter if he's an actor, although i don't think he is, people like this are all over, everywhere, from east to west and north to south, all colors and creeds, frustrated idiots that try to make up for their own insecurity by piloting crotch-rockets.

Also: it's all fun an games until someone breaks his neck on impact.

Mike Tyson?! - 2008-12-07
I think this is in the hopper I swear I didn't snipe it.
CaptainJesusHood - 2008-12-07
Hu-WHOOPS!
fluffy - 2008-12-07
Okay, for once the Blind-Date-style stupid overlays actually improve things.

+5 for judge with a sense of humor about it.
CornOnTheCabre - 2008-12-07
Seriously, where the hell is this? I want to go to Bad Little Man court.

TeenerTot - 2008-12-07
Ha-haa! (Nelson style)
Aernaroth2 - 2008-12-07
Justice is served.
athodyd - 2008-12-07
HAHAHAHA short man

Also the judge looks like Kari Byron's smarter older sister.
athodyd - 2008-12-08
Additionally this man is in no way a squid as squids are among the smartest beasts of the sea. Did you perhaps mean squirt?

Comrade Admiral - 2008-12-07
I really want this guy to team up with the World's Strongest Egyptian and fight some crime.
Sean Robinson - 2008-12-08
I know this is sexist as hell, but I think the judge was into duder a bit and hates herself for it.
CornOnTheCabre - 2008-12-08
I dont think its sexist, im pretty sure deep down, regardless of gender, everyone secretly wants to bone this guy. yknow, just to see what itd be like.

DopeFiend - 2008-12-08
No one wants to bone this gruesome little man. He and the judge are both fake-hot. Having said that, I'd totally go drinking with him.
-1 star for vile popup clipart.

lucienpsinger - 2008-12-08
I read the description. I read the comments about the wipe-out. I read how everything leading up to the end makes it better. I knew it all going in. It was still wonderful.
Hooper_X - 2008-12-08
The guy trying to take his shirt off in court and flirt his way out of a ticket is five star material in and of itself. The Hubris-Tastic! ending and the fact that, regrettable highlights aside, the honorable Judge Totally Fuckable is presiding make this easy five-star-favorite material.
DMKA - 2008-12-08
Mmm delicious tanned and inked body.

Too bad he's retarded.
Big Beef Burritos Supreme - 2009-05-29
You're into vain pedophilic mini men?

I'll give you a clue: even before he opens his mouth, other men do not respect this man >:3

Xenocide - 2008-12-08
His bike malfunctioned due to a record scratch.
Oktay - 2008-12-08
What's black and red and has your face planted in it?

Mike Tyson?! - 2008-12-08
UPDATE:

http://offender.fdle.state.fl.us/offender/flyer.do?personId=57 147
waxeater - 2008-12-09
Gotta get rid of the space in the "57147" for it to work.

http://offender.fdle.state.fl.us/offender/flyer.do?personId=57 147

chumbucket - 2008-12-09
wow

The Townleybomb - 2008-12-09
...aaand star five is earned.

Evilhead - 2008-12-12
SHORTY WARD

baumer - 2008-12-16
Well then.

citrusmirakel - 2008-12-24
I had fun guessing what the charge was before scrolling down. My guess was "indecent exposure."

Hooper_X - 2009-01-05
TYSON?! DELIVERS.

Geoff Marr - 2009-06-23
"Victim Information
Gender:Unknown Minor:Yes"

jxl - 2009-10-05
I think we need a 6th star now.

Dib - 2008-12-10
I would have bought the insanity one, at his word.

Also I think this is the first time I've seen a real courtroom on one of these shows. Does that mean she was a real judge for once?
Goethe and ernie - 2009-03-07
The video was easily five stars before the wipeout, which alone would've added five stars, but the jukebox-stopping sound effect took it beyond that... and the comments... and the sex crimes... POETV.COM
Big Beef Burritos Supreme - 2009-05-29
Come out on top in court.

Come out.

Yeah, I can see what's being said here.
RandomFerret - 2009-06-05
Add JILF tag
Lies, lies, LIES! - 2009-06-17
I really feel the description is kind of offensive to pumpkins.
PurpleXVI - 2009-06-23
Needs JILF tag and also so awesome for EVERYTHING. This sort of shit is why we have PoETV.
ebola - 2009-07-28
Totally needs a jilf tag and unlink Judge Judy from it. Also the cop said his motorcycle was silver. Very confusing.

kanyakumari - 2009-10-08
My uppance will never come!

Oops.
EvilHomer - 2012-12-07
I'm late to the party, but here's my stars.

And dude. JILF tag.
The Mothership - 2012-12-07
word.

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