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Desc:invisible enemy
Category:Pets & Animals
Tags:CATegory
Submitted:Oktay
Date:12/19/08
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jangbones
Air mites?
Triggerbaby
The gears in its tiny cat mind are whirring something furious, producing little cat printouts full of mutually exclusive solutions.
Doctor Frederick Odd
You can share these five stars with the cat.

Billie_Joe_Buttfuck
Five star, but I'm really hoping the description is some lolcats bullshit.
Oktay
The year is 2025. We are in a large auditorium filled with people. On the stage is an Interviewer and Oktay's head in a jar.

Interviewer: Oktay, please tell our viewers how you used to come up with your brilliant video descriptions?

Oktay: Well, funny you should ask that because when it comes to posting references to other people's videos, coming up with descriptions is the hardest part. I remember once posting this cat on top of an air conditioner of some sort, with the description "invisible ennemy" -- which seemed to refer to the cat's unending erratic motions caused by his desire to catch the source of the tactile sensation on his paws, combined by his inability to comprehend air pressure. But in reality, it was referring to the viewer -- gripped by the unending flood of tasty tidbits of reality, yet unable to garner meaning from the whole lot!! Just like the cat is clawing at the stream of air, without ever getting the satisfaction of *catching* it, the viewer of the video is in the grip of a similar invisible ennemy -- the video that promises enlightment but turns out to be some lolcats bullshit! Of course negative reinforcement is unquestionably stronger than positve, so on to the next video!

Interviewer: Which, of course, led you to the inevitable conclusion that anyone who takes poeTV too seriously is a wanker...

Oktay: ...myself included!

Interviewer: Well said! Ladies and gentlemen, this concludes another episode of The Annals of Early 21st Century Video Cross-Referencing Revolution. See you next time on the same channel!

[thunderous applause]

Billie_Joe_Buttfuck
Enemy.

It's fucking spelt enemy.

E N E M Y.

I take back star.

bakune young
OH OKAY

Oktay
Argh... damn french leaking in again.

fluffy
These stars are both for the video and for Oktay's defense of his description, even though it turned out to just be a simple misunderstanding.

Helena Handbasket
Ditto. That was somehow just as cute as the kitten.

simon666
Je suis la merde jusqu'à mon cou!

Millard
When confused, cats are adorable.
simon666
This, ladies and gents, is what a bug in the biological machine looks like.
mouser
You can replicate this bug using a dog and a water jet. Though this is less messy.

5 stars for QA.

HURF BLURF DUH
That's a good-looking cat. So he has that going for him.
citrusmirakel
Well, the pretty ones are often a little stupid.

chumbucket
house gets air filtered through day old cat dander...oh and cat ass
Desidiosus
At least it's doing something interesting.
Frank Rizzo
clearly that cat did not stay away from the brown acid.
Caminante Nocturno
iz enemy!
u cant seez it!
Stog
CAT ATTEMPTS TO DETERMINE THE PURPOSE OF MACHINE
sparklefatty

The air...I must catch and kill...the air.
kamlem
More like... "I must harness this unworldly power for the purposes of the New Feline Order. With it we can CONTROL THE WORLD!!!!"

Tuan Jim
If that's not a quote from Dune, it should inserted at some random point into the text.

Tuan Jim
uh, referring to sparklefatty's post.

bopeton
God that looks frustrating.
Hooker
cat
Repomancer
cat
Doctor Arcane
So that's why they call it a CATalyst.


j lzrd / swift idiot
The eternal war between cats and thin air rages on.
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