The gears in its tiny cat mind are whirring something furious, producing little cat printouts full of mutually exclusive solutions.
Five star, but I'm really hoping the description is some lolcats bullshit.
The year is 2025. We are in a large auditorium filled with people. On the stage is an Interviewer and Oktay's head in a jar.
Interviewer: Oktay, please tell our viewers how you used to come up with your brilliant video descriptions?
Oktay: Well, funny you should ask that because when it comes to posting references to other people's videos, coming up with descriptions is the hardest part. I remember once posting this cat on top of an air conditioner of some sort, with the description "invisible ennemy" -- which seemed to refer to the cat's unending erratic motions caused by his desire to catch the source of the tactile sensation on his paws, combined by his inability to comprehend air pressure. But in reality, it was referring to the viewer -- gripped by the unending flood of tasty tidbits of reality, yet unable to garner meaning from the whole lot!! Just like the cat is clawing at the stream of air, without ever getting the satisfaction of *catching* it, the viewer of the video is in the grip of a similar invisible ennemy -- the video that promises enlightment but turns out to be some lolcats bullshit! Of course negative reinforcement is unquestionably stronger than positve, so on to the next video!
Interviewer: Which, of course, led you to the inevitable conclusion that anyone who takes poeTV too seriously is a wanker...
Oktay: ...myself included!
Interviewer: Well said! Ladies and gentlemen, this concludes another episode of The Annals of Early 21st Century Video Cross-Referencing Revolution. See you next time on the same channel!
Argh... damn french leaking in again.
Je suis la merde jusqu'ą mon cou!
When confused, cats are adorable.
This, ladies and gents, is what a bug in the biological machine looks like.
|HURF BLURF DUH |
That's a good-looking cat. So he has that going for him.
house gets air filtered through day old cat dander...oh and cat ass
At least it's doing something interesting.
|Frank Rizzo |
clearly that cat did not stay away from the brown acid.
|Caminante Nocturno |
u cant seez it!
CAT ATTEMPTS TO DETERMINE THE PURPOSE OF MACHINE
The air...I must catch and kill...the air.
If that's not a quote from Dune, it should inserted at some random point into the text.
uh, referring to sparklefatty's post.
God that looks frustrating.
|Doctor Arcane |
So that's why they call it a CATalyst.
|j lzrd / swift idiot |
The eternal war between cats and thin air rages on.
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