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Desc:Food advertised as coming from the sewers. And the nutrional value backs that up.
Category:Advertisements, Classic TV Clips
Tags:tmnt, hostess, Ungodly Ninja Turtle Food, of course theres a snack food
Submitted:Xenocide
Date:01/05/09
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Comment count is 29
dementomstie
I remember those things, they were... amazing. Not only is it a terrible vanilla pudding pie, it's covered in a very thick coating of neon-green frosting.
Lindner
They WERE glorious, yes.

Hooper_X
So it's like a Hostess pie, but even more disgusting.
boner
Truth in advertising
glasseye
Not food.
The Caffeine Kid
Oh wow, I loved these when I was a kid. And Ecto Cooler Hi-C.
kennydra
Aw hell yeah! I was all about ecto cooler hi-c. i don't remember these though. gross.

foopants
my father... he would never by the slimer hi-c. CURSE HIM! This looks tasty though

UnderANeonHalo
These things were vile, they always gave you a stomach ache and you could literally taste the food coloring.

dementomstie
yeah, they were terrible. That probably didn't come across clearly in my previous statement. I in no way endorse Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Pies.

Caminante Nocturno
We made these pies with the same weapons we use to hurt people.
freedoom
I know i want to eat food that was prepared fresh in the sewers!
BHWW
I remember when the youth of America were in the grip of Turtlemania.

It was a dark time.


garcet71283
BLASPHEMER!!!

Camonk
Was it a dark time because not everything was ninja turtles? Cause that's what I hated a bout it. Not enough ninja turtles.

puddin p
Green poops are from the sewers.
whensaidthemoon
What makes this truly horrid is that it's an actual product that someone actually thought would be delicious. At some point, an actual homo sapiens sat down and thought to himself "Hey, you know what I could go for? A Hostess vanilla cream pie soaked in sugary green goop like some kind of Cthulhoid candy apple. That'd be great!"
Mike Tyson?!
I remember these being good. I was also a fat kid.
Stupid Lisa Garbage Face
I WANT TO EAT A TURDLE
citrusmirakel
Not enough has been said of their proud boast that these pies are "filled with mutogen goo."


Hooper_X
THAT'S VANILLA PUDDING, DUDE!

StanleyPain
You know, I love those ridiculously sugary death-pods known as Hostess fruit pies, and even I wouldn't eat these. And, strangely, I also don't remember them, despite having grown up right smack dab in the middle of Turtledom.


FOLLOW YOUR HEEEEAAARRRRT. FOLLOW YOUR HEEEAAARRRT.
1394
I recall eating one of these as a child, though do not recall if it gave me green poops. Heating them up in the microwave did not, in fact, make them taste better.

Rodents of Unusual Size
I have a feeling that if I had ever eaten these things, parts of them would still be in my appendix.
cognitivedissonance
There was a time when I could go from waking up to going to bed without touching a single thing that didn't have Michaelangelo's face on it.

Not QUITE as vile as the Totino's TMNT pizzas, which came with a small package of candy (jelly beans, gummi worms, etc.) to put on your pizza. Nobody ever did.
Gwago
The Turtles really sold out. This is around the time I stopped following their work.
CuteLucca
I was apparently the only child who actually loved these things, though they were a rare treat (as my parents were far smarter than I.) I can't remember if I actually liked the taste, or just the fact that Donatello was on the package.
Sudan no1
They didn't have a taste boyond "sweet," "greasy," and "vague chemical."

Sudan no1
*beyond, way to let me down autocorrect.

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