I'm assuming you can strap i onto your ol' fella and become the most popular boy at school.
LOL MAYBE ON **YOUR** DICK AMIRITE PENCILDICK?!?!?
(seriously, though, I don't see why not, assuming your dick is as big around as a woman's finger.)
Sir, you give me too much credit. I'll have to know that is is easier to pass a camel through the eye of my little guy that is is for a rich man to get into heaven.
So, this is a parody?
seriously though i live in Georgia and you cannot buy these here. My wife checked the website whe we saw this ad and they wont ship to Georgia. this state is so lame sometimes.
I'm afraid to talk about it.
|Poor Excuse |
8 of these, plus 2 thumb models, will give ol' Edward whats his hands a run for his money.
I eagerly await the linkage of the "awesome little bag" tag.
|Innocent Bystander |
What the fuck? Boy did I read that wrong. Well, it would have been kinda weird for a condom company to start producing couches...
The best part is the demographic they're marketing it to.
Hint: she's portrayed as hip and knowledgeable in the commercial.
ok so does this mean Trojan is either slowing its production of condoms, restricting it to homosexual men, or are they just giving up on it altogether?
Just because you're expanding your product line doesn't mean you're abandoning your core product.
uh yeah but just the promotion of this product basically means you're bound to sell less of the other
Do the sonic vibrations also kill STDs and sperm?
|Big Beef Burritos Supreme |
Available in a pub vending machine toilet near you!
Seriously, a pub in town has an Anne Summer's vending machine by the toilets. It's terrifying and awesome in equal parts.
Missing "Oh grandma!" tag.
|Shoebox Joe |
"It's a marital aid!"
So is a german shepard Ms. Banana
|The Townleybomb |
Fuck you internet and fuck you trojan for making me think about that old woman's cootch.
This shit was on television. I forgot what show I was watching immediately because too many thoughts imploded my brain, like :
1. why did the girls just giggle at the end? They should have been like 'ew, grandma, you... you whore.'
2. that old bitch should never have said 'where do you think I got mine?' I mean, period. I don't care if she's the regional sales champion or whatever. Just, just no. No.
3. People in Kentucky will think it's a toothbrush.
4. Trojan, why? WHY??
"trojan, a brand you know and trust"
lord knows I'm not putting anything near my cooter that's from a brand I don't trust
|big pincers |
*not available in all US states
|Lies, lies, LIES! |
Fukuoku 9000, people.
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