DMKA
Five stars for Geography.

Billy the Poet
Geography!

Move the blob to a state!

Say the name of the state out loud!

Check a fucking map to see if you said the right state!!!


(Blob is too large to realistically cover New England states. Void where prohibited. Works boringly on non-Magnavox brands as well.)

Stupid Lisa Garbage Face
I read that's how George W Bush did it, so.... so.. foreshadowing!

Xenocide
The game of hockey is played by taking the puck and shooting it across the United States into the opponent's goal, located at either coast.