Christ what a tard.
The book is the bible, isn't it.
The Atheist Bible sounds like The How to Troll Non-Christians Cookbook.
So... you were an atheist to try to look smart? Man. That's the second dumbest reason to hold metaphysical beliefs ever.
I used to believe in God(before I was ~13) so I guess I cancel him out, huh?
The stupidity leaves me speechless.
|Dan Druff |
"I was always an arrogant jackass who wanted to look smarter than everyone else... with Christianity that's WAY easier, since I don't even have to listen to any evidence one way or another!"
I'm pretty sure he STILL hasn't read the bible. Though it seems someone might have mentioned pascal's wager... which is still the most pointless, cowardly argument in metaphysics ever devised.
...and god...and the bible....
isn't the atheist's bible the thomas jefferson bible?
That would be deism, which is probably somewhere between agnosticism and modern Unitarianism.
|Spastic Avenger |
Wat is it he's reading on stage right? He keeps looking over there.
He's not reading anything; Jesus is standing there, pointing a handgun at him.
And, strangely, rocking his hips provocatively.
One of the questions that atheism can't answer: If science is so powerful, can it make a boulder so large that it itself can't lift?
I bet his Mom gives him lots of Christmas presents.
I -used- to have blind faith in athiesm, and -now- I have blind faith in Christianity! Really I just took a big step to the side.
That's what I love about this. Kirk is so struck with the idea that he has personally, metaphysically evolved beyond Atheism that he hasn't noticed that he's essentially just dug a small hole, stepped into it and declared it Godtopia.
Don't just parrot the arguments of atheists!
Parrot the arguments of deists instead!
That's uh... quite the domain you've got there. Are you inferring that the lack of belief in God is currently in a coma?
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
So atheists shouldn't parrot the arguments of other atheists but it's totally okay for a billion Christians to trample over the same few passages when it comes to gays, right Kirk?
Rodents of Unusual Size
Also he seems to think that all atheists think like he once did just because he used to be an atheist and thought of things in a certain way. That lack of perception doesn't surprise me but his associative problems aside, the background keeps making me picture him drowning and going towards the light.
"I wanted to seem smart, but I had no idea what I was talking about. So I became an evangelical Christian, and suddenly that wasn't an issue anymore!"
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