|Helena Handbasket |
Is that her teeth falling out of her head?
|Frank Rizzo |
I'M REALLY GONNA DRINK THIS
I SWEAR IT
NOT FOOLING AROUND
THIS IS GOOD WATER I AM DRINKING. EVERYONE, SERIOUSLY LISTEN THIS IS DELICIOUS.
5 stars for making me cry. Seriously.
Just clarifying, I don't find that funny. I know I'm usually this bitter, horrible bastard with the wisecracks, but not this time. It's deeply depressing.
By which you probably mean that there may have been a time when she was a young girl, and was otherwise normal? Probably cheerful, with all the same interests and aspirations of other girls her age. With dreams for her future, and people that cared about her and for her. All before her slow descent into madness that had her unable to recognize the fact until it was already too late, and nothing to look forward to except for this lonely solitude populated only by imaginary demons, until one day she'll keel over probably in the exact spot and state we see her in, and nobody will ever care for the difference?
On the other hand, I bet she'd suck your dick for nothing. Go for it.
|Caminante Nocturno |
I'm very uncomfortable.
Don't worry, in a few years she'll probably be dead, alone and unloved.
that makes me feel better about our future.
|Architeuthis Tux |
Man. That is seriously unsettling.
I think she has rabies.
I know that lady.
Well, I know a homeless lady like that lady.
I'm fairly confident this lady is homeless as well.
I think her teeth are falling out.
This would indicate she has not been following proper dental care techniques.
needs a "baba" tag.
I bet that coat is full of shit.
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
I fully expect there to be a cat in that purse.
This is all a misunderstanding. If you took off her hilarious purple hat, you'd probably find iPod earphones. She's just singing along to her favourite song and can't hear how loud she's being.
If you concentrate, when she turns her head you can see that she's actually a beautiful maid. But when she turns back, you see then that the maid's chin was actually the old hag's nose, and the spittle is just... spittle
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