zatojones 
oh man I hope he carried it around in the back pocket of his overalls
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wtf japan
Reminds me of my grandfather. Shot a bat out of the evening sky.
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jangbones
that's a man right there
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Comeuppance
I will begin my pilgrimage to learn from this man immediately, if he will accept me as his student.
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zatojones Your first lesson under his tutelage will be "read the description of the video"
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Caminante Nocturno You will have to learn from his master, an impossibly ancient man who spends his days shooting cans on a mountaintop.
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zatojones How do cans end up on top of a mountain?
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Goofy Gorilla
It's not really a lost art. There's still plenty of slingshot squirrel hunters from Lumpkin to Rockdale counties last I checked. He is real good, though.
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kiint
THWAP
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petep
his professed lack of a telephone makes me wonder if this interview really was initiated by driving a van up to his house and asking him if he wasn't the man with the slingshot
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Cleaner82
Am I incorrect in thinking you could pretty handily knock a guy out with one of those?
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Cleaner82 That's not a slingshot, you boob! It's a SLING, you put a bigass rock in it and swing it around your head. You could cold-cock a cow with one of those.
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wtf japan And Goliath was a member of the Anakhim--a gigantic race of heroic men descendant from the angelic Nephilim, who lay with the daughters of men. By scientific analogy, the less forceful slingshot should be able to knock out a man (Mark 87).
Mark, Cena. "Bible Science: Moabites, Hittites, and Hermaphrodites." Pasadena: Chick Publications, 2002.
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boba.
i like how he only hits 80s-style pepsi cans with the slingshot
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longwinded
#4156
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