Truly, these are the loveliest and tastiest animals in all of fishdom.
Dolphin pods use "fences" of bubbles to corral their food too. SMRT.
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What does "The Candyman" have to do with dolphins and air donuts?
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dolphins is fuckin crazy
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"As an apex predator the adult dolphin is approximately 5% mercury by weight, leading some marine biologists to refer to them as the 'Terminator Fish.'"
Fucking dolphin. You think your so goddamned smart, don't you? You think you're hot shit with the bubble rings? Well I could do that. Well, I could make a machine that does that. Well, someone else who knows whats going on there could make a machine that does that...
You know what? Fuck you. I can make a tuna net. I'm at the top of the delicious mercury-infused food chain. You're not such hot shit now, are you Flipper?
There's no dolphin joke I can make here that Douglas Adams hasn't already done better than I could, so I'll just say HELL YES.
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:D :D :D :D :D :D :D
I AM BOUNCING OUT OF MY CHAIR!
THAT DOLPHIN IS TOTALLY DOING IT FOR THE CROWD!!
Dolphins are awesome.
This absolutely made my day. Bravo, nature. Love the song, too.
But those poor dolphins are terribly bored.
Boredom pretty much kills captive dolphins. Boredom is what killed Flipper. His original keeper went on to be one of the leading activists against keeping dolphins captive.
They're actually using the bubbles to illustrate mathematical proofs so strange and advanced we can't even recognize it as math.
This dolphin is smarter than I.
The first step along the path to global dolphin domination is bubble rings.
Don't say I didn't warn you.
holy shit, awesome
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