kelpfoot      Truly, these are the loveliest and tastiest animals in all of fishdom.
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bacrie      happiness.
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glasseye      Dolphin pods use "fences" of bubbles to corral their food too. SMRT.
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Black Napkins      What does "The Candyman" have to do with dolphins and air donuts?
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erection reset by queer      dolphins is fuckin crazy
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Big Beef Burritos Supreme      "As an apex predator the adult dolphin is approximately 5% mercury by weight, leading some marine biologists to refer to them as the 'Terminator Fish.'"
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Diogenes      Fucking dolphin. You think your so goddamned smart, don't you? You think you're hot shit with the bubble rings? Well I could do that. Well, I could make a machine that does that. Well, someone else who knows whats going on there could make a machine that does that...
You know what? Fuck you. I can make a tuna net. I'm at the top of the delicious mercury-infused food chain. You're not such hot shit now, are you Flipper?
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Xenocide      There's no dolphin joke I can make here that Douglas Adams hasn't already done better than I could, so I'll just say HELL YES.
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j lzrd / swift idiot      :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
I AM BOUNCING OUT OF MY CHAIR!
THAT DOLPHIN IS TOTALLY DOING IT FOR THE CROWD!!
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fluffy      Dolphins are awesome.
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YakooMarkTwo      This absolutely made my day. Bravo, nature. Love the song, too.
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TeenerTot      Yes, awesome.
But those poor dolphins are terribly bored.
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Old_Zircon Boredom pretty much kills captive dolphins. Boredom is what killed Flipper. His original keeper went on to be one of the leading activists against keeping dolphins captive.
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dueserpenti      They're actually using the bubbles to illustrate mathematical proofs so strange and advanced we can't even recognize it as math.
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charmlessman      This dolphin is smarter than I.
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Desidiosus      The first step along the path to global dolphin domination is bubble rings.
Don't say I didn't warn you.
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ogmisce      holy shit, awesome
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