glasseye
Why stop for Mr Future Douchebag of America?

Ryo-Cokey
To deliver a curb stomping as the Coup de Grace, of course.

Charles
It's just the thing he spawned.

dementomstie
Well, it's not the an Association for the Prevention or Awareness of Brain Injuries, so I figure they're actually promoting Brain Injuries.

Big Beef Burritos Supreme
I'm pretty sure the message is advice to smack people in the forehead and provide them with fresh meat.

MrBuddy
So does the annoying kid without a helmet have a brain injury before or after the add? (Both?)

Dinkin Flicka
This kid and his kind could just pay attention to the road instead of having to mind all the dorks and their dorky helmets if No one wore helmets.

Don't wear a helmet

Charles
I wait for this to happen to you every day, Dink.

kennydra
If it were a Canadian PSA his head would have flown off, ricocheted off a mailbox, and taken out an elderly woman working in her garden.

HarrietTubmanPI
If it were a French ad, it would have taken the decapitated head over to England to show how much better the French are at decapitations.

zatojones
also their would have been tits in it

Lauritz Melchior
If this were a Russian ad, the helmetless biker would have been a woman, because women can't handle vehicles in Russia.

Rafiki
If this were a Haitian ad, it would have gone:

Bully: Pretty much everywhere it's gonna be safe.
Helmet Kid: Then I don't need this helmet!
Bully: EeheeheeheeheeAAGHH

badideasinaction
If it were Nigerian the helmeted kid would have had glowing eyes and struck the bully down with divine thunderbolts after praying.

Caminante Nocturno
If it were Japanese both of the kids would have been girls and there would have been an extended mid-air pantyshot as the bully fell.

Deconvolution
5 stars for Caminante's comment.

Big Beef Burritos Supreme
It it was German he would have been impaled on a forklift truck.

Samisyosam
If it were a Norwegian ad, the kid would have decapitated his challenger by headbanging him with the edge of his helmet while listening to death metal.

EvilHomer
If this were Darfur, the kids wouldn't have had helmets. They wouldn't have had bikes. They'd be too poor. Then one of them would have been gunned down in the streets and the other would have died of AIDS.

Enjoy
If this were a Mexican PSA, the kid would have just wrecked YOUR bike.

Cleaner82
They're takin' our JEERRRRBikes!

La Loco
If this was lol cats the bully would have said "can I has brain injury?"

Charles
MY god. It's FULL of ****************************************************************** ****************************************************************** ****************************************************************** ****************************************************************** ****************God bless us, everyone!

B_Ko
This is why i keep coming here. Keep on keepin' on, PoETV.

Also, Rafiki, you've earned these.

Scrotum H. Vainglorious
Doesn't work for me because I can't imagine Cena going to school at all.

phalsebob
Baleen is the 2 by 4, and Cena is the fat guy in the back telling the kid if he didn't want brain injuries he'd have worn a helmet instead of phoning an ambulance.

sparklefatty
You've got a point there. TOO BAD THEY DON'T MAKE A HELMET THAT WILL FIT OVER IT.