SteamPoweredKleenex
* brake, dammit, BRAKE!

TeflonDoc
That's what she said. Ba-zing!

dementomstie
well, it's not really much of a merge, it's more of a "Oh, there's a house, I'll turn left now I guess"

SolRo
"HOW THE HELL DO I TURN THIS STEERING WHEEL THING?!"

TinManic
because we have an object attempting to cross a highway in busy traffic. d'uh.

delicatessen
And vice versa. EDGE!

kingarthur
Five for the oldest joke about bad drivers that has ever existed for all eternity.

kingarthur
Seriously, that joke was around before there were Cracker Jacks. Cavemen were rolling their stone wheels along with a stick and they would use that insult.

HarrietTubmanPI
I only got a Schwartz ring in my box of cracker jacks.

kiint
may the schwartz be with you!

HankFinch
It's "Cracker Jack" not "cracker Jacks" JEEZ YOU GUYS

sosage
I'm pretty sure it even pre-dates blonde jokes.

Hooper_X
PRITHEE MY GOOD LORD, WHERE'ER DIDST THOU RECEIVE YON CERTIFICATE FOR OPERATION OF A CARRIAGE? METHINKS IT WAS DISGORGED FROM A PACKET OF CRACKER JACK. OHO OHO!

THOU VARLOT! THY MOTHER IS SO PORTLY...