It's nice to see that they're trying to spice up they're relationship.
Just like the Obamas!
Yes, it is true. I hate all of the Obama line. In fact, I hate freedom and I am a traitor to the USA.
Also, if you missed the "Obamas fisting" video you are way behind on the freshest and hippest meme since Ceiling Cat.
Of the two long chains of comments on this video, this is definitely the better one. The other one has information, but it will make you cry. I would suggest not scrolling much below this comment that I have just made.
|HURF BLURF DUH |
Weird Animal Sex week?
|La Loco |
Ok, I've got a new fetish. Thanks internet!
You think it was searching for peanuts?
Got some trunk in the trunk.
This isn't the first incident I've witnessed of an elephantine coprophage.
I was six. Innocent trip to the zoo. Could be the same critters involved.
To this day if I bring it up to my father, he laughs his ass off.
Did they just eat poo, or did they actually stick their trunks up each other's butts? Because this is the first time I've ever seen an elephant stick its trunk into another's ass.
This is just more to support my idea that elephants are scary and evil. Now, in addition to nightmares about elephants killing all my loved ones and also about an elephant that wants to kill me because I gave him the wrong directions to find Newt Gingrich (this is a real dream I had) I am going to have nightmares about elephants sticking their trunks up my butt. :(
I think I blocked much of it out, but pa insists that one elephant went a-digging.
They recently shot a serial-killer elephant in India responsible for 27 deaths, but authorities think it may have been the wrong elephant.
They have nicknamed it 'Osama'.
Elephants don't digest all the nutrients in the food they eat, so if they eat elephant poop they can get another round of free food. I'm guessing that they don't transmit anywhere near as many diseases as we humans do, or Darwin probably would've taken care of that behavior by now.
Rape Van Winkle
They nicknamed the killer Osama, or the one they got by mistake?
Rape Van Winkle
Elephants have symbiotic gut-bacteria that break down cellulose. It's the only way something their size can live on just plant matter. They aren't born with these bacteria, the babies have to eat their mother's shit for a while when they're young to start a population. Maybe this is something to do with something like that.
Point is, fuck you smellvin for causing me to think it through and ruining the afterglow of my mysterious introduction to elephant ass fisting.
needs to show face of other elephant
God, I'm constipated! Hey spit on your trunk and just ram it up there and tell me if you find anything OK?
here comes the cock boat!
a new internet classic
I will never watch this again. I mean it. I'm serious!!!
|wtf japan |
Awww, they think they're people.
one of the amazing results of a youtube search for "poop."
This is NOT what I was expecting. I figured I'd see some elephants doing it, but oh no...
Hey, it had an itch on its ass and the other one was just helping out.
|Syd Midnight |
For about 10 minutes those kids were Gods among their classmates as they told the story the next morning.
|Rape Van Winkle |
5 for twist ending.
Zoos are nothing more than animal prisons. What we have here is a good old fashioned prison salad tossing.
to my knowledge, salad tossing doesn't usually involve reaching way in and grabbing a bite to eat
Mmm fortunately lacking i suspect, my good man
How was this not on poetv?
It's old and a classic
The current reality of the Republican Party.
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