|Godard's Drinking Problem |
They used the Hall of Presidents version of Obama for this video.
Countdown to almo one-starring this.
You know me all too well
Shh. Our passion must remain a secret.
Wow. I really wanted to stand on my chair during this and yell "CHANGE! CHANGE IS COMING EVERYBODY!!" but I was bored to tears by this. Stars for an authority figure embracing the future and all but seriously dude, at least change the badly green-screened background to like outer space or a fly CG crib or something.
|Rape Van Winkle |
This is almost as exciting to me as it was when Hitler offered me freeways!
|Jeff Fries |
I can see him aging already
Okay, we get it, Depression Era president, fireside chats for the 21st century, etc.
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
I never thought the words "government transparency" would make me so swoony.
The weird thing about this is that it's the first time you can really see him reading from a teleprompter/card.
That's not the disconcerting part. The disconcerting part is the way the prompter is apparently positioned, giving the effect of him looking past you instead of at you. Like someone more interesting is sitting behind you.
...you know, Because he's hungry.
Did anyone else notice that he would tilt he head back a little bit and then correct himself every few seconds?
|Syd Midnight |
The President's Weekly Address? What kinda commie shit is that?
The kind that redistributes wealth to you. And me. I heard him say it
|Doctor Arcane |
I like the fact that commenting is turned on, on Youtube. Do the Senators now all have their own Youtube accounts and favorite Obama or friend him? Do they give shout outs?
It's like a shopping list that Bush lost, then when he couldn't remember he decided to grab an economy sized clusterfuck war instead.
Can you imagine what the country would like if we'd been doing this over the past eight years instead of fighting over there?
Five stars because this looks like having a conversation with a Fallout 2 NPC
I met a girl in the Lincoln Bedroom. I hope she likes me! The Vice President keeps telling me to read these President's daily briefing. BORING.
Why'd you make an order to close Club Gitmo in your first week? Did you miss your friends?
C'mon dike tyson, it's brilliant. See I'm saying he's closing gitmo because his fellow Muslim terrorists are there, because he too is a Muslim terrorist.
Dike Tyson? Like he holds back water for the Netherlands?
Dyke Tison would've been 1) an actual insult and 2) FAR more clever.
D-. See me after class. You can do better!
"Get off the stage!"
"You're not funny!"
Rodents of Unusual Size
Oh come ON, Cena mark, you can and have done way better than this. Stop stealing your material directly from Freep and come up with your own stuff.
|wtf japan |
This is a fucking AWESOME idea.
I don't understand the thing about weatherizing actual people's homes. Is he gonna rip out my drywall and insulate all the places that shitty rehabbers didn't? because this saran wrap on my windows isn't doing shit.
What the hell? Why the green screen? They don't have an actual official looking government office SOMEWHERE in the whitehouse?
Guess they couldn't afford a camera mounted prompter either.
ATTENTION PEOPLE OF THE UNITED STATES WHO DO NOT HATE ME..
|Jim Rockford |
That man is an android.
|Lauritz Melchior |
I've got to admit that I'm excited about these firefox chats.
I'm also skeptical. For all of the hope that he's inspired in me, can he really get the wheels of DC moving to bring about this much needed change? How much resistance will he meet?
wow i liked him alot more when he was running for President.....now it seems he's a robot like the rest of 'em!!!
I don't understand when my Commander in Chief speaks in complete sentences.
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