|Rodents of Unusual Size |
Someone ran out of ideas on deadline day.
If it's possible to have gruesome thresher accidents I'm in, but only on that condition. Well the musicians seem to be really into it anyway.
It's not the most original farming simulator.
Looks fun, I think a finance management system with a multiple mortgage feature would be a nice touch.
Also, that's not German, the song is called "Pontikkaa", it's all over youtube. I think it's either Finnish or Polish.
Also Also, It uses the same tune as the Dschningis Khan song "Dschingis Khan".
Oh crap, I need to go to bed. Yes I know Dschingus Khan is German and the tag makes sense now.
They're singing in Finnish.
About how damn arduous and boring farming is, and how farmers need massive amounts of moonshine to cope.
It's like Superman 3...
Just like Bus Simulator, but without any human contact whatsoever.
Holy shit there is a Bus Simulator. Looks crappy anyway but it got me googling and I found this which looks amazing.
GARBAGE TRUCK SIMULATOR
|Big Beef Burritos Supreme |
The latest version should have one of those modern GPS guided harvesters where it drives on autopilot with minimum interaction.
Maybe you can get lonely and crazy on scrumpy and blow your face off, too.
Could be the sequel to that game Penn & Teller made where you drive a truck from Las Vegas to L.A....nothing happens, it's just a simulation of you driving a truck from Las Vegas to L.A.
I'm a hard-working god-fearin' combine driver.
needs to show the yearly dwindling govt checks, unresolved domestic issues and drunken beer-night fights over who's the better Nascar driver with cousin Jimmy
There needs to be some genetically modified crop downloadable content. The corn mutates and rises up, and you have to defend your family from the veggie-monsters.
And aliens try to abduct your cows at night.
And you have to stop your farmhands from impregnating your daughters.
This could rule!
I tried to submit this a while back under the title 'world's most boring game' or something like that but I fucked up the submission somehow and ran away in shame. Glad to see someone else found it.
Can you milk cows in this game? DO NOT QUESTION MY REASONS FOR ASKING
|THA SUGAH RAIN |
Video games have taught me it is important to do a 360º check of anything I approach.
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