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Desc:Ladies and gentlemen, Oscar winner Jeremy Irons.
Category:Classic Movies, Humor
Tags:Dungeons and Dragons, short and sweet, ACTING!, jeremy irons
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I had forgotten how bad this movie was.
Prickly Pete
Did anyone see that movie where Jeremy Irons fucked a Japanese dude
Apparently one of his favorite roles.
Caminante Nocturno
Look at the guy behind him. He can hardly keep himself from laughing.
That's Bruce Payne, and he has one of the gayest lines in cinematic history immediately after this scene. He also delivers it while wearing serious blue guyliner.

His entire role is mindblowing. And he reprised it in the straight-to-DVD sequel (which was actually produced on a budget lower than this one).

We used to call his character 'Captain Colgate'. The toothpaste mascot that never was.


Iron Xides
Slightly more intelligible than his dragon.
I'm amazed he still has a career. I mean, it was this and that god-awful "Time Machine" remake back-to-back.
Rage is measured in fluid ounces, which is a lesser known and untrue fact.
It is in D&D, at least according to the Book of Vile Darkness. They also torture angels to get high on the tears.

Oy, my own Vile Dorkness.

Also, Jeremy's Iron.

bow chicka bow-wow

Busby Berkeley
Is he about to put a kitten photo on his credit card?
HAAAAA da da da da da da!!!
Syd Midnight
David Warner was able to do a D&D video game acting job and manage to do it well, so it's not D&D's fault if he just can't act. A good actor can make a shit role work.
While I dug Warner in BG2, are you suggesting he is a good actor otherwise. I always took him as a poor mans Alan Rickman. Quest of the Delta Knights, anyone?

Modern Angel
Cross of Iron

Time Bandits

The Man With Two Brains

David Warner is a great actor, screw you.

I agree, but...

Quest of the Delta Knights.

I am imagining this line delivered by Scar in the Lion King.
This does not lesson my giggles.
Nor does it lessen my giggles, for that matter.

Goethe and ernie
I watched this for the first time the other week, and I can honestly say that I don't think I've ever seen anything quite like it.
The best thing about this movie: A Wayans dies.

I could watch that all day long. Probably even more after the "G.I. Joe" movie comes out.
Jeremy is in an enviable position here. He knows he's making a terrible movie, but he ALSO knows he's too well-respected an actor for one clunker to harm his career. So he gets to ham it up like mad and have lots of fun, and also a Waynes Brother dies. Good times all around.
This film is mind-numbing. I remember wondering when the end battle came about why the dragons bothered to spit fire and wreak destruction at the TOP of the high, thin towers when they could just attack the bases and send them toppling like so many dominoes.

But, again, a Wayans died.
Irons clearly rolled a 6 on a 1d6 for this role. pun intended
I would like to see proof of this alleged pun

I was actually looking forward to that movie and friends and I had organized a big party to go see that movie. No, we hadn't dressed up.

It's one of the movies we laughed at most in the theater as it was playing.

We truly had a GREAT time. But we were disappointed still, at the movie itself. Everything about it was ridiculous. Right down to the fairy glowy magicy ending wich made no sense.
Theother thing about this film we found hilarious was imagining the director yelling at the film editor: "We spent days rendering those castles in the Quake 3 Engine, and by god, we're going to show ever fuggin' BRICK!"

Also, you learn that you can distract a beholder, a creature with over a dozen eyes, by throwing a rock off-camera. Thanks, medieval Jimmy Olsen!
Sweet, merciful crap that looks like a horrible movie.
Rape Van Winkle
This movie is like the worst thing ever. -4 stars for not working even as camp.
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