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Desc:because pistol bayonets are necessary
Category:Educational, Science & Technology
Tags:Glock, Pistol, bayonet, layserlyte, faggotry
Submitted:dr tits
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Comment count is 42
GlennFinito - 2009-02-21
I always wanted to cut boxes with my gun.

Camonk - 2009-02-21
Well this way you can cut open a box and then AAAUGH THERE'S A SNAKE IN THE BOX and then you shoot the snake.

glasseye - 2009-02-21
Camonk, these stars are for you.

saganaki - 2009-02-22
I agree

GlennFinito - 2009-02-22
Yeah, you get the last phantom star

Camonk - 2009-02-21
Whatever your doctorate is in, Dr. Tits, it is terrible for tags. Fix yo' tags, president!
TheDevilsDictionary - 2009-02-21
Hmm. Didn't really test the bayonets there, did they?
rainbowcemetery - 2009-02-21
if he ran out there screaming and stabbing a dummy with his tiny bayonet i would be buying one right now
gambol - 2009-02-21
I'm with you.

Syd Midnight - 2009-02-23
With something that ridiculous, you'd have to take the comedy angle. I would mount it to a sword or another, larger knife, "as a backup. A true warrior is always prepared."

Wonko the Sane - 2009-02-21
Truly, this is the pinnacle of human civilisation.
themilkshark - 2009-02-21
What the fuck would poetv do without your wit, guidance, and grasp of english spelling?

baleen - 2009-02-22

In fairness the British spelled it first.

Eurhetemec - 2009-02-21
Those tags need to be fixed because putting a tiny un-scary bayonet on to your pistol is most certainly "faggotry" and deserves to be linked with such. Minus one star for them not even stabbing something with it.
Billie_Joe_Buttfuck - 2009-02-21
commas between your tags, dr tits.

+1 for the man who looks like a lesbian.

La Loco - 2009-02-21
What a lame idea, that's the kind of thing you'll never use but end up in the emergency room because you forgot there was a tiny knife on your gun and accidentaly sat on it.
Walt Henderson - 2009-02-21
So as long as there isn't a knife on your gun, you're totally cool with sitting on it?

La Loco - 2009-05-12
You have to sit on the gun to keep it warm, it makes the bullets faster.

Caminante Nocturno - 2009-02-21
I doubt anyone's surprised at what this guy looks like.
Cap'n Profan!ty - 2009-02-21
Nice to see the hunting sword making a comeback. Unfortunately this doesn't have nearly their sense of style.
themilkshark - 2009-02-21
Step 1: Mount tiny box-cutter bayonet to pistol.

Step 2: Apply hair product and go out into the Arizona desert

Step 3: Shoot at nothing, record sweet footage of bayonet staying on the gun the whole time

Step 4: Upload to Youtube; Sit back and let the cash and bitches roll in
Doctor Arcane - 2009-02-21
There is absolutely no way that bayonet would stay on during heavy cutting. The thing is probably held on with 1 screw like you know, the shit you usually mount on gun rails.
Cleaner82 - 2009-02-21
It barely even held on during firing.

Cleaner82 - 2009-02-21
Five for people that give this a low score because a tiny knife on a small gun is ridiculous.
Unsung - 2009-02-21
"Laserlyte" makes think of that Versus movie, with the guy who had the katana with a laser sight.
Caminante Nocturno - 2009-02-21
Come on, remembering that had to be worth two stars.

Dinkin Flicka - 2009-02-22

StanleyPain - 2009-02-21
The perfect gift for someone who thinks Gunkata is an actual martial art.
Severian - 2009-02-21
The idea is dumb enough to earn 4 stars. The actual manufacture and demonstration beggars belief.

Blaise - 2009-02-21
For all your short, to very short range, home invasion fantasies.
oddeye - 2009-02-21
I'm pretty sure you could eventually decapitate someone with that thing. They should make it so you can actually launch the knife by firing a blank or something.
Cleaner82 - 2009-02-21
You could EVENTUALLY decapitate someone with a nail clipper and a determined gleam in your eye.

sparklefatty - 2009-02-21
Three stars for an innovative idea for something bored Americans don't own yet.
bopeton - 2009-02-21
Clearly absurd.
Hooper_X - 2009-02-22
You mean I can put another penis extension on top of my EXISTING penis extension?!
Chancho - 2009-02-22
It's so shitty and pointless that he has to adjust it near the end of the video... ooops, I mean it fucking rocks and is perfect for stabbin terrorists in the face
GiantAtomicFreak - 2009-02-22
" I don't understand, it seemed much cooler in Final Fantasy 8."
dr tits - 2009-02-22
or, if you wanted to be completely useless:


try this chainsaw bayonet that can't even cut through a dead tree!
Syd Midnight - 2009-02-23
It would be rad as fuck to stick one on the end of a tank's cannon.
gambol - 2009-02-28
why would you want a bayonet that small on a tank?

Cleaner82 - 2010-02-06
Picking locks, idiot.

Wombles - 2010-09-02
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