This is a good companion piece to the NYU barricade.
You're actually surprised that the kids of people who watch FOX NEWS have opinions on subjects they don't have even a cursory grasp of?
|The Townleybomb |
Oh give the kid a break, he's just in this to try to score with Larry Craig.
I'd hit it
Godwin's Law should really be a tag.
Five for proving that Mccarthy isn't dead yet
Godwin's whatever is actually more annoying and tired than the behavior it was trying to correct.
He may not know what he believes in, but he's fired up enough about it to hate people who believe other stuff he's not quite sure about!
|Frank Rizzo |
this has to be a joke
|Goethe and ernie |
Oh, an American who doesn't know what socialism is, what a novelty.
Socialism: It's that thing between the thing you hate and the thing you can't remember!
I'm guessing he thinks it's between communism and anarchism. They shoulda asked him about his views on libertarianism, for the funny.
Socialism is the new Hitler, expect to hear this word many, MANY times for the next for years.
Later, this kid would be found homeless holding up a sign saying "The End is Nye" and would be told "Nigh" was misspelled and ask for a marker to correct it, only nobody will have one, and then he'll be asked what he thinks it really means and tell them he read it in the Bible once but thought it was in between science and religion but it's going to bring about the end somehow, maybe soon.
Socilism! It's basically what Hitler believed!
|Spike Jonez |
They overbrainwashed out his gayness.
The exasperated "YOU DIDN'T SPELL IT RIGHT" from the reporter is what pushes this to a 5
Newsflash! Repressed American boy has no clue what Socialism is but is pretty sure he hates it anyway.
|Corman's Inferno |
How dare this liberal windbag ask a fine young patriot to remember the definition of a word with more than three syllables!
Children are our future
He was just off to join the marines to battle evil for our freedom when he had a terrible accident running at the pool with scissors. But fear not... he continues to fight the good fight with markers and T's.
This is from the uber-terrifying doc "Right America Feeling Wronged" about the doughy white crazies voting for McCain.
|Big Muddy |
His opinions are as raw as those scabbed over lip piercings.
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