My favorite are the "ragequit" and "steak dinner" lines.
His taunts will annoy you, and cause self-esteem issues about your body weight.
WHERE'S YOUR PRECIOUS HIPPO CRATES NOW
|Aubrey McFate |
I. EAT. YOUR. SANDWICHES!
I eat your sandwiches, I eat em up.
|Louis Armstrong |
Heres a schematic for ya, MY ASS!!!
|Helena Handbasket |
I hate doctors too.
|Caminante Nocturno |
OH GOD PLEASE MAKE MORE OF THESE FOR ALL OF THE CLASSES
I AM BEGGING YOU
I AM ON MY KNEES RIGHT NOW
IT'S VERY DIFFICULT TO TYPE LIKE THIS
|HURF BLURF DUH |
nice moves, mumbles.
Nice effort, deutschbag.
YOU'LL NEVER HIT MY TINY HEAD
I GOTTA TINY HEAD, IT'S SO FRICKIN'...SO FRICKIN' TINY
What's the point of having such long taunts when most of the time they get cut off halfway after your view switches away from the guy that killed you?
|Wonko the Sane |
i liek videogames
Henceforth the dispenser shall be known as the "Not-Dyin' Machine".
There's a buried sound file in TF2 where the Heavy calls the dispenser "diaper changing station". That's still the best.
|Mike Tyson?! |
5 STARS, OBVIOUS REASONS WHY.
Here's something you can invent. A... Not-Dying Machine.
Look at this! I just caved in your skull, and my bat's still dry! No Clumps of Hair, Nothing!
Sounds like a subtle Shamwow Vince Reference to me.
you read my mind and posted just as I did just to make me look stupid didn't you!
Playing for the first time since the update last night, and being a terrible Scout, my first exposure to a new quote was in the form of a Revenge kill. It wasn't from these ones, obviously, but it was distinctly Vince-ish, something along the lines of 'And if you order right now, we'll throw in me kicking your ass for free! It's a limited time offer, moron.', or something in that general 'gist'.
I was so busy cracking up over it that I got backstabbed almost immediately afterward.
The one's at the beginning really sound like they're trying to make him sound like Vince trying to pitch a product: "Look at this: just caved in your skull, my bats still dry, no clumps of hair, nothin""
HERE'S A SCHEMATIC FOR YA:
This is my inner monologue
REAL NICE EFFORT, DEUTSCHBAG
Half Christian Bale, half McGuirk.
|King of Balls |
I've never played this game.
|Son of Slam |
"The best man won, you bomb throwing drunk!"
HEY-HEY LOOK YOU SHAPESHIFTED INTO A DEAD GUY
Did Erik write these?
Is anyone listening to me?
Hee hee hee "Ragequit".
|j lzrd / swift idiot |
When do you get these? How?
I have ideas about how. I could have sworn at one point in Dustbowl, I Uber HWGuy'd enough people in a hallway to get the heavy to sing a "DOO DOO DOOO" song, and laugh, and say some stuff I don't remember, and it must have lasted thirteen or so long seconds. I need to dig up the voice files, where ever they're stored in the Steam folders.
These are brilliant.
|Ranma X. |
I love the fact that's he's deeply offended by the Sniper's living conditions
|Man Who Fights Like Woman |
Here's a schematic for you - my ass!
Fuck all of this game. Forever.
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