IrishWhiskey 
My favorite are the "ragequit" and "steak dinner" lines.
His taunts will annoy you, and cause self-esteem issues about your body weight.
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Teldin
WHERE'S YOUR PRECIOUS HIPPO CRATES NOW
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Aubrey McFate
I. EAT. YOUR. SANDWICHES!
IEATEMUP!!!
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facek
I eat your sandwiches, I eat em up.
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Louis Armstrong
Heres a schematic for ya, MY ASS!!!
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Helena Handbasket
I hate doctors too.
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Billie_Joe_Buttfuck
All gold.
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Caminante Nocturno
OH GOD PLEASE MAKE MORE OF THESE FOR ALL OF THE CLASSES
I AM BEGGING YOU
I AM ON MY KNEES RIGHT NOW
IT'S VERY DIFFICULT TO TYPE LIKE THIS
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HURF BLURF DUH
nice moves, mumbles.
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Keefu
Nice effort, deutschbag.
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Merzbau
YOU'LL NEVER HIT MY TINY HEAD
I GOTTA TINY HEAD, IT'S SO FRICKIN'...SO FRICKIN' TINY
(IT'S TINY)
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Chibisuke What's the point of having such long taunts when most of the time they get cut off halfway after your view switches away from the guy that killed you?
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Wonko the Sane
i liek videogames
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vissarion
Henceforth the dispenser shall be known as the "Not-Dyin' Machine".
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Syd Midnight There's a buried sound file in TF2 where the Heavy calls the dispenser "diaper changing station". That's still the best.
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Mike Tyson?!
5 STARS, OBVIOUS REASONS WHY.
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TeflonDoc
Here's something you can invent. A... Not-Dying Machine.
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ProfessorChaos
Look at this! I just caved in your skull, and my bat's still dry! No Clumps of Hair, Nothing!
Sounds like a subtle Shamwow Vince Reference to me.
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Indidan you read my mind and posted just as I did just to make me look stupid didn't you!
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Aoi Playing for the first time since the update last night, and being a terrible Scout, my first exposure to a new quote was in the form of a Revenge kill. It wasn't from these ones, obviously, but it was distinctly Vince-ish, something along the lines of 'And if you order right now, we'll throw in me kicking your ass for free! It's a limited time offer, moron.', or something in that general 'gist'.
I was so busy cracking up over it that I got backstabbed almost immediately afterward.
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RockBolt
MUMBLES
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Indidan
The one's at the beginning really sound like they're trying to make him sound like Vince trying to pitch a product: "Look at this: just caved in your skull, my bats still dry, no clumps of hair, nothin""
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kiint
HERE'S A SCHEMATIC FOR YA:
MY ASS!
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Kingofthehobos
This is my inner monologue
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Chalkdust
REAL NICE EFFORT, DEUTSCHBAG
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GiantAtomicFreak
Half Christian Bale, half McGuirk.
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Camonk
Rage-quit!
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King of Balls
I've never played this game.
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Son of Slam
"The best man won, you bomb throwing drunk!"
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Stog
HEY-HEY LOOK YOU SHAPESHIFTED INTO A DEAD GUY
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Harveyjames
Did Erik write these?
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thebaronsdoctor
Is anyone listening to me?
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Desidiosus
Rummy!
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cognitivedissonance
Hee hee hee "Ragequit".
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j lzrd / swift idiot
When do you get these? How?
I have ideas about how. I could have sworn at one point in Dustbowl, I Uber HWGuy'd enough people in a hallway to get the heavy to sing a "DOO DOO DOOO" song, and laugh, and say some stuff I don't remember, and it must have lasted thirteen or so long seconds. I need to dig up the voice files, where ever they're stored in the Steam folders.
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fluffy
These are brilliant.
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Ranma X.
I love the fact that's he's deeply offended by the Sniper's living conditions
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Man Who Fights Like Woman
Here's a schematic for you - my ass!
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