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Desc:More awesome voice acting from Valve
Category:Video Games, Humor
Tags:TF2, Team Fortress, Scout
Submitted:Syd Midnight
Date:02/25/09
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Mantracker
Comment count is 53
IrishWhiskey
My favorite are the "ragequit" and "steak dinner" lines.

His taunts will annoy you, and cause self-esteem issues about your body weight.
vissarion
FAT FATTY FAT-FAT

Billie_Joe_Buttfuck
Producers reference.

Teldin
WHERE'S YOUR PRECIOUS HIPPO CRATES NOW
Aubrey McFate
I. EAT. YOUR. SANDWICHES!

IEATEMUP!!!

facek
I eat your sandwiches, I eat em up.
facek
fuc

Louis Armstrong
Heres a schematic for ya, MY ASS!!!
Helena Handbasket
I hate doctors too.







Billie_Joe_Buttfuck
All gold.
keinsignal
solid.

Caminante Nocturno
OH GOD PLEASE MAKE MORE OF THESE FOR ALL OF THE CLASSES

I AM BEGGING YOU

I AM ON MY KNEES RIGHT NOW

IT'S VERY DIFFICULT TO TYPE LIKE THIS
HURF BLURF DUH
nice moves, mumbles.
Keefu
Nice effort, deutschbag.
Merzbau
YOU'LL NEVER HIT MY TINY HEAD

I GOTTA TINY HEAD, IT'S SO FRICKIN'...SO FRICKIN' TINY

(IT'S TINY)
Chibisuke
What's the point of having such long taunts when most of the time they get cut off halfway after your view switches away from the guy that killed you?

Syd Midnight
They're domination lines, so you say them automatically after killing someone several times in a row. It adds to the ambiance of the game, the same lines get boring after a while.

Syd Midnight
Shit, didn't mean to star it, that was reflex

Banal Intercourse
The taunts are for the enjoyment of the living.

Wonko the Sane
i liek videogames
vissarion
Henceforth the dispenser shall be known as the "Not-Dyin' Machine".

Syd Midnight
There's a buried sound file in TF2 where the Heavy calls the dispenser "diaper changing station". That's still the best.

Mike Tyson?!
5 STARS, OBVIOUS REASONS WHY.
Anhedonia
Because you've never heard any of these before?

halon
These are for the video, but also for Anhedonia.

TeflonDoc
Here's something you can invent. A... Not-Dying Machine.
ProfessorChaos
Look at this! I just caved in your skull, and my bat's still dry! No Clumps of Hair, Nothing!

Sounds like a subtle Shamwow Vince Reference to me.
Indidan
you read my mind and posted just as I did just to make me look stupid didn't you!


Aoi
Playing for the first time since the update last night, and being a terrible Scout, my first exposure to a new quote was in the form of a Revenge kill. It wasn't from these ones, obviously, but it was distinctly Vince-ish, something along the lines of 'And if you order right now, we'll throw in me kicking your ass for free! It's a limited time offer, moron.', or something in that general 'gist'.

I was so busy cracking up over it that I got backstabbed almost immediately afterward.

RockBolt
MUMBLES
Indidan
The one's at the beginning really sound like they're trying to make him sound like Vince trying to pitch a product: "Look at this: just caved in your skull, my bats still dry, no clumps of hair, nothin""
kiint
HERE'S A SCHEMATIC FOR YA:

MY ASS!
voodoo_pork
Is that a reference to "Kung Pow"?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DEC87Ao0Do

Kingofthehobos
This is my inner monologue
Chalkdust
REAL NICE EFFORT, DEUTSCHBAG
GiantAtomicFreak
Half Christian Bale, half McGuirk.
Camonk
Rage-quit!
King of Balls
I've never played this game.
fatatty
I dunno what you're waiting for. Fat Fatty Fat Fat.

Son of Slam
"The best man won, you bomb throwing drunk!"
Stog
HEY-HEY LOOK YOU SHAPESHIFTED INTO A DEAD GUY
Harveyjames
Did Erik write these?
thebaronsdoctor
Is anyone listening to me?
Desidiosus
Rummy!
cognitivedissonance
Hee hee hee "Ragequit".
j lzrd / swift idiot
When do you get these? How?

I have ideas about how. I could have sworn at one point in Dustbowl, I Uber HWGuy'd enough people in a hallway to get the heavy to sing a "DOO DOO DOOO" song, and laugh, and say some stuff I don't remember, and it must have lasted thirteen or so long seconds. I need to dig up the voice files, where ever they're stored in the Steam folders.
fluffy
These are brilliant.
Ranma X.
I love the fact that's he's deeply offended by the Sniper's living conditions
Man Who Fights Like Woman
Here's a schematic for you - my ass!
oddeye
Fuck all of this game. Forever.
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