What?! Filipinos didn't invent the first yo-yo in the wild, wild 60's?! Everything I've ever believed is a horrible lie!
Some of my best friends are yo-yos.
when the first dude introduced himself i thought they were all going to have names with "yo" in it.
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I hate Kate. I don't mean "hate-fuck" hate, either. I mean "slap her to the ground and call her useless" hate.
The world's hottest yo-ers!
What's with the constant crotch shots?
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Is there anything more useless to do with your life than be a professional yo-yo-er? Even crack and meth addicts probably have more interesting lives.
In my younger days I went on a "terrible video cassette" buying spree. One of the VHS tapes I purchased was "Enter the Yo-Zone".
Guys I am not kidding when I say it is the worst video I have ever purchased for a dollar.
Just as a idea of the type of terrible videos I have in my collection:
"Abraxas" That Jesse Ventura alien movie.
"Legend of the Hawaiian Slammers" A cartoon pilot about superheros trapped in POGs. That's right, POGs. POOOOOOOOOOOGs."
"Escape to White Mountain" No, not that was not a typo. And there was no mountain in it either.
If you want to know what Enter the Yo-zone was like... just take that pre-load image and stretch that out for 45 minutes. It was like watching the fucking dryer.
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