Darth Vader is worth way more than a fucking function word, already.
Extra star for "baby hole"
I didn't get it until the end. And then I got it. oh me. oh my.
Stars withheld unless they reveal it was without in vitro. Because in vitro does not equal "super sperm" or whatever they called them.
yeah I'm going to guess "Kick Ass Sperm" should have probably been labeled "Massive Doses of Fertility Drugs"
aging couples who can't conceive but then suddenly have twins almost always equals "fertility drugs"
Man, way to condemn your kid to eternal virginity even before the second trimester.
|Yellow Lantern |
This needs an opening crawl with an overly-detailed explanation of their difficulties conceiving thus far.
|The Mothership |
-1 for not including the bit where Porkins' says: 'Came...from...behind!'
|Dread Pirate Roberts |
I'm very tempted to take this video and do it correctly. So much could have been done with this, but alas... twas not.
Five stars only because I'm a Star Wars nerd.
lost it at 0:38
yall are some hard asses when it comes to starring star wars stuff.
|K. Brass |
And if they have a miscarriage, they can just send DVD's of The Phantom Menace to their family members. They'll get the connection.
|Caminante Nocturno |
Slip the doctor a couple of hundred to have him say "And I thought they smelled bad on the outside!" while your wife is giving birth.
"I can't hold them!"
THEY CAME FROM.... BEHIND!!!
Anyone else feel really dirty after watching this?
This may sound strange, but I've always thought this scene could be a sperm-and-egg metaphor, ever since I first saw the movie. The photon torpedoes look like sperm. Five stars for somebody else seeing it that way too.
Plus I always thought "You're all clear, kid! Now let's blow this thing and go home" sounded dirty.
"...we're naming them Han and Chewie."
|Lauritz Melchior |
An announcement made with class, charm, and awesome.
And then the midichlorians made a babby.
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