Camonk 
My personal favorite comments:
"Oh
My
F-ing
___
This is honestly some of the most beautiful filmmaking I've ever seen....and so true to me on a very, very personal level. xoxoxo Thank you...."
and
"What a bunch of garbage. There is some truth in the commercial but it's missing the most important part which is Jesus. "
Thank you, YouTubers, for living as a warning to others.
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Xenocide To be fair, every Youtube comment in history pretty much boils down to "im 12 wat is this."
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allcaps
Are YOU ready for a victim complex? Scientology - providing the easiest answers for life's little humiliations.
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manfred
"You are an alien spirit infested by other dead alien spirits"
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THA SUGAH RAIN
You're not how much money you've got in the bank. You're not your job. You're not your family, and you're not who you tell yourself. You're not your name. You're not your problems. You're not your age. You are not your hopes. You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everyone else, and we are all part of the same compost pile.
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Camonk Oh man Fight Club like defined our generation
Or, at least, the easily defined, hiply disaffected portion. Yawn.
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Caminante Nocturno I can't wait until school is back in session and your classmates are the only ones you can tell this sort of thing to.
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pastorofmuppets Speaking of "hip"...things don't stop being good when other people like them.
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Toenails
When I watch these, I always think of those "Better off Ted" commercial parodies.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRQieGR1iUU
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hornung
You can't be what you were
So you better start living the life
That you're talking about
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Timothy A. Bear
Hugh really has it together.
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ProfessorChaos
You are not your fucking khakis....
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chairsforcheap take your fight club quotes to a motel and finger eachother all night long
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Camonk Chairs you are my favorite Poet V poster for the next six hours.
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Godard's Drinking Problem
At 0:46, the "T" becomes a cross
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Xenocide
Oh, my God, I'm the best person who ever lived! Not even death can stop me! I am now empowered to give a cult all my money.
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Doctor Arcane
That's it, I'm signing up right now.
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memedumpster
"You are not your dignity, you are not your self esteem, you are not your sense of personal value, you are not your own best friend, you are not the engine of your destiny, you are not above an ass whoopin' if you fail to do what a smarmy Napoleonized shitfucker tells you to do."
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Merzbau HAY CHARES HIM NAME IN ROBART PALSON
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StanleyPain
I'M IN A CULT OF ONE
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Syd Midnight You're not really allowed to be a cult of one. I tried. The Secretary of State of Ohio's office said you need at least 3 members to declare your cult a religion in Ohio.
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Merzbau Did anyone else immediately have "Here in this compound I can't have much fun" or some equivalent thereof pop into their head?
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thirteen3seven
You are not every tangible thing that can and does define you in the world. Instead, you are a few buzzwords that feel warm whenever you say them.
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Hooker
The YouTube comments are not noteworthy! The submission is a lie!
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MongoMcMichael
You are a spirit. A spirit that's never going to give you up. A spirit that's never going to let you down. A spirit that's never going to run around and desert you.
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Caminante Nocturno
You are not your name. You are not your job. You are not your favorite appetizer at Outback, which is usually the Bloomin' Onion. You are not your least-used kitchen appliance, the Silver Bullet. You are not the books your parents accidentally put into storage when they sold their old house and packed everything up. You are not the wooden back scratcher which has inexplicably been in your family for three generations. You are not that receipt from Sbarro where the price came out to $6.66. You are not an autographed picture of Tim Curry. You are not a scented candle that smells nothing like linen. You are not a hamster with an adorable heart-shaped pattern in its fur. You are not a bobblehead doll of Alex Ovechkin from the Washington Capitals.
You are, however, a Cutco brand cutlery set, which is something to be very proud of considering how well those things work.
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chairsforcheap if you wrote fight club that movie would have been awesome
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fermun
Hey guys, doesn't this commercial remind you of that movie, The Fighting Club? We should say quotes from that movie.
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TheOtherCapnS
When I clicked through to read the YouTube comments, I forgot for a moment that the original video was still playing in a different tab. That was an odd moment as I paused the video on YT and the audio kept playing. I used to live a couple blocks from a Scientology center in Chicago. I was always too wary to go in there, and I moved before the regular demonstrations.
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Charles
wingydingy15 types:
"Scientology is a cult. This comment will be removed by them."
...3 months ago.
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