imairlax i have the biggest crush on her. rhodes scholarships are the new hotness.
did i just say hotness?
Meerkat I wish she were not a lesbian and that I was young and attractive and that we had a mutual friend who would introduce us at a party and then when we got talking we would discover that we both like something cheesy, like old Banana Splits episodes and long story short, we would end up in the back of my van dressed up like Snork and Boober (the Fraggle -- don't ask).
Camonk Five stars for Meerkat basically summing up everything I feel about Rachel Maddow. Except that I am young and incredibly attractive. But even I couldn't Rachel Maddow straight, and god bless her for that. And yet, I'm deeply, deeply attracted to her.
sheikurbouti I wanna have Rachel Maddow's baby (and I'm a boring straight male too). -also: this video made me laugh so hard my roommates demanded to see what was up.