|Knuckles - 2009-03-10 |
I think we need a retarded death scene week.
Mr. Current Affairs Frank Rizzo throws out an over 9000 joke. Fucktard.
oddeye is easilly perturbed.
my apologies ma'am
|Charles - 2009-03-10 |
-10000 for him not failing and growing up to be a big retard. Oh wait, that's right. Ashton Kutcher.
I actually enjoyed this movie.
|gambol - 2009-03-10 |
Has she had previous baby suicides?
Yes, actually, this was like the 3rd or 4th baby suicide.
|oswaldtheluckyrabbit - 2009-03-10 |
I like the idea that the only way to prevent disaster is to go back in time and abort Ashton Kutcher.
|klingerbgoode - 2009-03-10 |
this was the only ending i saw!
The director's cut of the film had THIS ending on one side and another on the other. I picked this side.
... was the "original ending" any better?
The "original" is everything turns out happiness and sunshine for all involved.
|kingarthur - 2009-03-10 |
How is babby suicide?
Someone had to say it.
|erratic - 2009-03-10 |
huh, when I saw this movie, this alternate ending is pretty close to the way I thought it was going to end.
|spikestoyiu - 2009-03-10 |
This is the only movie in history I've ever walked out of.
|chumbucket - 2009-03-10 |
3 best parts of this movie:
kids with dynamite
kid beating on guy in movie lobby
kutcher's goth hambeast dorm-mate making out with his girlfriend
|zatojones - 2009-03-10 |
"I can't understand why they wouldn't let me end my movie with a dead baby!"
Binro the Heretic
Actually, the whole movie was a shitty emo depress-fest. They should have left the suicidal fetus in.
I mean, if you're going to do something, don't do it half-assed.
|Senator_Unger - 2009-03-10 |
It's like "It's A Wonderful Life" only everyone is much happier now that he never existed.
Rodents of Unusual Size
I think that's the realistic lesson we should all learn from.
Also, this is the only movie where I've ever seen someone from the audience have a fully blown acid trip. This 15 year old kid started freaking out and yelling he was Jesus, stripped naked, ran outside and started prostrating himself against a wall. He tried to touch various employees while telling them that he had reached the 14 level, whatever that is, while cutting his arm against a theater sign.
Something like 5 cops and an equal number of EMT's were used to pin him down. And that was more enjoyable to watch than this movie.
|Avengingatheist - 2009-03-11 |
5 Stars for the above story
|Camonk - 2009-08-16 |
This should've been the whole movie. I've never seen it, but it is physically, medically, and religiously impossible for anything with the acidic touch of Ashton Kutcher to be anything but awful.
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