|THA SUGAH RAIN - 2009-03-18 |
Shit gets kind of tense at the end.
|halon - 2009-03-18 |
It's a Canadian Mr Chi City!
|baleen - 2009-03-18 |
I love how he feels completely ok eating his own piss and pubes.
|Hooper_X - 2009-03-18 |
I had to turn this off. I have seen some obscene and disgusting things on this site, but eating off of any fucking surface in that apartment made me feel violently ill.
Oh my christ.
|IrishWhiskey - 2009-03-18 |
No hesitation at all in picking up the raw meat that falls on the dirty floor next to his toilet. And why would he. Its not like the rest of the apartment is any cleaner.
|fermun - 2009-03-18 |
I love the reaction to "my stove is on fire" is "I will smother this with salt from the salt shaker!"
Also, what the hell could be on his film rolls if he is afraid of getting them developed?
Probably pictures of him filling his wife with mustard.
|imairlax - 2009-03-18 |
have you guys seen that video where bjork's stalker shoots himself? this made me think of that, like this was the video he made the night before.
|oddeye - 2009-03-18 |
This can't be real.. please god don't let it be real otherwise I will never eat, ever again.
|astropod five - 2009-03-18 |
Wow, he cleaned his stove off since the last fire.
|UnderANeonHalo - 2009-03-18 |
This man is the reason I will never live in an apartment. The idea of a schizophrenic man creating first person videos of fire hazards in a disease ridden roach habitat while I'm trying to sleep in the next unit terrifies me.
I used to live below some drug dealers who had a couple of filth encrusted kids when I was younger. The shit that used to leak through our ceiling would literally bleach the carpet or drip down the inside of the wall and cause the wallpaper to peel.
In short, live on the top floor.
Because that would be much safer when your neighbor below you sets their apartment on fire for you know...trying to grill an oil covered steak directly on their stove's burner.
Answer is easy. Kill them first. Never compromise, even in face of losing deposit.
|GoodAaron - 2009-03-18 |
This is the opening scene to a film I need to make.
|sammitch - 2009-03-18 |
That's how it's done. Oh.
|Sputum - 2009-03-18 |
I really like this guy. He seems like he actually might be fun to hang out with. He's definitely intelligent and he's got a gift for ingenuity.
He just can't be bothered to clean ever, which I can understand.
He is to food what ullillillia is to computers.
before anyone replies to this i'd like to point out I never said what he does in this video wasn't absolutely disgusting.
"He sounds like a really smart and fun guy who lives in filth and cooks steaks with toilet paper."
Do you see how that sentence doesn't parse?
|Spike Jonez - 2009-03-19 |
He must be able to eat raw sewage by now without getting sick from simply eating the food he cooks in his "kitchen."
|Comeuppance - 2009-03-19 |
Well, I'm going to go wash my hands a few dozen times, and then take a nice scalding shower.
How has this man not died from some kind of terrible disease or infection?
I'm starting to think this is a perfectly rational and intelligent person who has rented an additional apartment just so he can do this.
If I were his landlord, I'd be pissed.
I mean, I've been inside some rentals that people have done some atrocious shit to, but I've never seen one that was this filthy. this is bordering on Zookeeper levels of nasty.
I wouldn't wash my fucking hands in that bathroom, because you'd pick up more nasty shit from the faucet than you would wash off.
|Spit Spingola - 2009-03-19 |
Canada = Third world hellhole
No no. Just Quebec.
|Rafiki - 2009-03-19 |
That is the saddest steak.
Being cooked in the saddest apartment.
It's not sad, it's triumphant! The last bit of evidence is finally gone and he is safe from the police.
|Honkykong - 2009-03-19 |
A few years ago, a guy in the apartment building I was living in was forced to clean his apartment by the landlord. When he finally did it, the hallways were filled with a horrible stink. I'm pretty sure by disturbing his mess, he unleashed something that was buried and dormant. This is pretty much what I imagined his place looked like.
Also, around 5:40 it sounds like he says "I'm afraid to actually get a devilock". Or not, I don't know.
|Chip - 2009-03-22 |
At the end, when he said he was practicing martial arts million of years ago while dinosaurs ruled the earth, I was willing to believe him. If the previous 10 minutes could be true, that could be true too.
The crocs were a nice touch. They just add a certain something.
|kwash - 2009-10-03 |
Very accurate horror tag.
|smellslikefish - 2011-11-09 |
This is really human meat...it makes sense to me
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