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Desc:Sara makes a cooking show from her home, which she cannot leave.
Category:Arts, Horror
Tags:food network, cooking show, simply sara
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Comment count is 41
saitcho - 2009-03-14
it sounds like sara got drunk while waiting for it to cool. this is horrifying
wtf japan - 2009-03-14
She may be morbidly obese, but, dammit, that house is clean as a whistle and that cat is doing just fine. Cook on, big girl!
simon666 - 2009-03-14
Her man-slave behind the camera keeps the house tidy.

Also, ELECTRIC ice-cream maker?! I guess it shouldn't surprise me the fat whale beast is too lazy to use a hand operated ice-cream maker.

Hooker - 2009-03-14
On the other hand, SHE IS MORBIDLY OBESE.

wtf japan - 2009-03-14
I'm sorry, I just can't get mad at people for being fat in their own house.

Camonk - 2009-07-27
Luckily we know she never leaves to be fat elsewhere?

Daniel Striped Tiger - 2009-03-14
she probably shouldn't be eating that ice cream.
chairsforcheap - 2009-03-14
you have to give her credit for at least only have a 1-scoop sized bowl. at least while the camera was on her.

Ruteger - 2009-03-14
Why would we want to follow a recipe used by someone who clearly isn't picky about what they eat?
Cap'n Profan!ty - 2009-03-14
Never trust a thin chef.

cognitivedissonance - 2009-03-14
No. No. We need to trust the thin chefs THE MOST. They clearly know what is and what is not worth ramming down their throats with a disregard for choking.

OxygenThief - 2009-03-14
Real chefs pour so much of their energy into making delicious, nutritious food for other people that when they get home all they want is Mr. Noodle washed down with dark beer.

nuzzles - 2009-03-14
Well, as a skinny person, I'll tell you that the most complex thing I "cook" on a daily basis is "ham and cheese sandwich". You take a piece of ham, two pieces of bread and a piece of cheese, add some kind of leafy green... assemble in a tidy stack, capping each end with each piece of bread and microwave for fifteen seconds to melt the cheese a bit. Serve with an apple.

An exciting variation on this is to use peanut butter instead of ham, some kind of jam instead of cheese and to omit the microwave.

This can also be served with a satsuma instead of an apple.

I've also been known to make "yogurt cup".

Senator_Unger - 2009-03-14
Comments have been disabled on her Youtube account. I can't possibly fathom why.
James Woods - 2009-03-14
So she reached out to the world. She figured; "it's safe here, I'm cooking, people will see that there's more to me than my appearance. Look at my ability, my knowledge, I'm manipulating matter to create something new! Creating! For all the world to see! What a thing it is to be alive!".

Later that night she broke a support beam trying to hang herself. The house is destroyed. r.i.p. mittens.

kiint - 2009-03-14
how can I not star that comment

simon666 - 2009-03-14
I give my stars to James Woods, two-time Academy Award-nominated, Emmy Award-winning and Golden Globe-winning American film, stage and television actor, and poeTV commentator.

HURF BLURF DUH - 2009-03-15
Comment of the Month for March 2009

Cleaner82 - 2009-04-30
I'm not even going to watch the video. Have another award.

DMKA - 2009-03-14
You can hear her gasping for breath when she's picking up the measuring cup to pour into the ice cream maker. :[

Also, I work with a girl named Amber who looks just like her. I always feel way better about myself when I see her. I'm going to be changing jobs soon, so I'm going to miss that.
Rodents of Unusual Size - 2009-03-14
She looks like the friend of a friend who tried to give me relationship advice...that I didn't ask for. Also she spent 15 hours a day on the Internet, which makes me shiver to this day.
Mike Tyson?! - 2009-03-14
Hey, what's wrong with that?

Rodents of Unusual Size - 2009-03-14
It was all spent playing Magic the Gathering

Frank Rizzo - 2009-03-14
her face may be too small for her neck, but shes a-ok in my book.
Harold Manchester - 2009-09-16


Babies Ate My Dingo - 2009-03-14
I'm with the Cap'n on this one. Never trust a thin chef. She also seems to know what she's talking about, and isn't making some horrid greasy inedible concoction.

Also, you know someone is fapping furiously to this.

SolRo - 2009-03-14
Thin chefs know how to make food taste good without adding a stick of margerine, a cup of sugar and a half cup of salt to it.

Ruteger - 2009-03-14
If she knew what she was talking about she would have tempered the beaten eggs instead of just tossing them in the hot pot of liquid. Anybody who knows anything about cooking wouldn't skip that step.

Lurchi - 2009-03-14

La Loco - 2009-03-14
She seems like a nice person who has some serious problems so I'll refrain from making any obvious jokes.
Persephone S. Tight - 2009-03-14
Submit the rest!
Goethe and ernie - 2009-03-14
Five stars for heavy, laboured breathing. Stirring that cream must be more exhausting than it looks.
8bitwintermute - 2009-03-14
Hmm, mixing like 700 grams of sugar, then sugar & gelatine, then a litre of cream. I wonder how she got fat.
baleen - 2009-03-14

I'm pretty sure this lady has more than three dimensions.
fermun - 2009-03-14
Time passes slower in a gravity well. She and those near her will outlive us all.

Robin Kestrel - 2009-03-15
Lydia hid her thoughts like a cat. Behind her small eyes sunk deep in her fat.
rustedmutt - 2009-03-15
I'm no bean pole, but this woman is disgusting. Even her earlobes are fat.
Randroid - 2009-03-15
Spike Jonez - 2009-03-15
Normally someone who looks like this would make me want to puke, but she seems sweet, and I kinda feel bad how stirring that and talking leaves her winded. All in all, a great little cooking show that shows you how to make delicious, rich food whilst also showcasing the dangers of doing nothing but cooking and eating delicious, rich food.
sparklefatty - 2009-09-06
She better slow down or all that ice cream will go straight to her neck.
pineapplejuicer - 2009-11-21
"the user has removed this video" does that mean we win?
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