it sounds like sara got drunk while waiting for it to cool. this is horrifying
|wtf japan |
She may be morbidly obese, but, dammit, that house is clean as a whistle and that cat is doing just fine. Cook on, big girl!
I'm sorry, I just can't get mad at people for being fat in their own house.
|Daniel Striped Tiger |
she probably shouldn't be eating that ice cream.
Why would we want to follow a recipe used by someone who clearly isn't picky about what they eat?
Well, as a skinny person, I'll tell you that the most complex thing I "cook" on a daily basis is "ham and cheese sandwich". You take a piece of ham, two pieces of bread and a piece of cheese, add some kind of leafy green... assemble in a tidy stack, capping each end with each piece of bread and microwave for fifteen seconds to melt the cheese a bit. Serve with an apple.
An exciting variation on this is to use peanut butter instead of ham, some kind of jam instead of cheese and to omit the microwave.
This can also be served with a satsuma instead of an apple.
I've also been known to make "yogurt cup".
Comments have been disabled on her Youtube account. I can't possibly fathom why.
I give my stars to James Woods, two-time Academy Award-nominated, Emmy Award-winning and Golden Globe-winning American film, stage and television actor, and poeTV commentator.
You can hear her gasping for breath when she's picking up the measuring cup to pour into the ice cream maker. :[
Also, I work with a girl named Amber who looks just like her. I always feel way better about myself when I see her. I'm going to be changing jobs soon, so I'm going to miss that.
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
She looks like the friend of a friend who tried to give me relationship advice...that I didn't ask for. Also she spent 15 hours a day on the Internet, which makes me shiver to this day.
|Frank Rizzo |
her face may be too small for her neck, but shes a-ok in my book.
|Babies Ate My Dingo |
I'm with the Cap'n on this one. Never trust a thin chef. She also seems to know what she's talking about, and isn't making some horrid greasy inedible concoction.
Also, you know someone is fapping furiously to this.
If she knew what she was talking about she would have tempered the beaten eggs instead of just tossing them in the hot pot of liquid. Anybody who knows anything about cooking wouldn't skip that step.
|La Loco |
She seems like a nice person who has some serious problems so I'll refrain from making any obvious jokes.
|Persephone S. Tight |
Submit the rest!
|Goethe and ernie |
Five stars for heavy, laboured breathing. Stirring that cream must be more exhausting than it looks.
Hmm, mixing like 700 grams of sugar, then sugar & gelatine, then a litre of cream. I wonder how she got fat.
I'm pretty sure this lady has more than three dimensions.
Time passes slower in a gravity well. She and those near her will outlive us all.
|Robin Kestrel |
Lydia hid her thoughts like a cat. Behind her small eyes sunk deep in her fat.
I'm no bean pole, but this woman is disgusting. Even her earlobes are fat.
IT'S SOO GOOD
|Spike Jonez |
Normally someone who looks like this would make me want to puke, but she seems sweet, and I kinda feel bad how stirring that and talking leaves her winded. All in all, a great little cooking show that shows you how to make delicious, rich food whilst also showcasing the dangers of doing nothing but cooking and eating delicious, rich food.
She better slow down or all that ice cream will go straight to her neck.
"the user has removed this video" does that mean we win?
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