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Desc:in a complete sh*thole
Category:Horror, Accidents & Explosions
Tags:canada, cooking, Quebec, poutine, masaokis
Submitted:boner
Date:03/16/09
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chumbucket
someone MUST give this guy his own cooking show. Any name ideas?

I'll start with "Condemned Cooking"
Enjoy
Hell's Kitchen

Urburos
"Crack-Den Cuisine"

Randroid
"Crackhead With Crocs"

Corman's Inferno
Gordon Ramsay Beats Masaokis to Death for Crimes Against Food

TeenerTot
"Masaokis-tic" cooking?

mouser
For 2:25:

Peep Hole Crack House Cooking with Tabern Ak!

Big Beef Burritos Supreme
"Burning Down The House - 'Cooking for men with rum and Masaokis.'"

Enjoy
If you view any of this, make sure you watch 6:12 in part 1.
dementomstie
I jumped to that part on your suggestion, OH MY GOD! Wow, yeah, give this man his own show and someone to hold his camera for him, please.

Comrade Admiral
Oh my god

He actually has to scratch the filth off his digital clock before he can read it.
Robert DeNegro
HOW MANY TIMES WILL YOU PEOPLE MAKE ME EXPERIENCE THIS SQUALOR!?!?!
Iakchos
Ah, masaokis. Since I've seen his first video that was posted here - the one about mixing hot-dogs with peaches - I'm pretty much convinced that it's all scripted, staged and generally faked.
Unfortunately, I still can't figure what it is all about and what purpose it serves.
Oldmacho
I used to have a gig as the guy that hauled junk out of apartments and repainted them, etc. after people moved out - I can tell you that's pretty authentic filth there.

margoth
I don't think you can stage that kind of filth. He seems pretty comfortable in it.

chairsforcheap
i KNEW he was drinking at the start of this video... his grunts were especially spirited.
chairsforcheap
also, masaokis always gets 5

Teldin
This guy is insane. Not a very strong Quebec accent though, but you can hear it a bit from time to time.
biclops
I love his accent. There are moments when the full-on surly Quebecois really comes through. "We haff to pre-heat da hoven"

brainbroke
Every time I watch this guy I feel the urgent need to clean. It's almost as if I can feel the filth emanating into the room through the screen.
Jeriko-1
My word! I feel really good about the condition of my apartment now.
allcaps
Whoa, hold on. HOLD ON.

Did he just do a set up bit, with a John McCain chips joke, and then RESET everything - the chips, the pot, even the stove grill thing - and start again with the same intro and jokes?

...

I'm a wee bit concerned that this is evidence for the FAKE camp.

Also, you can almost make out his face reflected in the bath faucet.
Disaster
I love Masaokis. My house is clean but sometimes my roomate will make a mess in the living room. When I get pissed about it, I watch this and the living room looks immaculate.
Slumgullion
Sweet angry Jesus. Watching this gives me a strange sense of schadenfreude while simultaneously depressing my mood. What's with throwing the french fries in the toilet? So this guy shits where he eats?
Hooper_X
Why does this video not have the "clean your apartment for god's sake" tag enabled? Seriously.
fluffy
Eh nyang nyang nyang nyang nyang

Big Beef Burritos Supreme
That camera must taste awful.
thebaronsdoctor
He has too many fries for one serving

His first response: Flush the excess down the toilet.

You can put things back in the freezer, man.

Also: Cooking fires in a pot.
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