NewHeavenSalesman 
fuck you, can
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kennydra
I think the wiffleball demo is their most bizarre yet.
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TeenerTot I think it's supposed to demonstrate how you can deflect bullets. When they're lobbed at you.
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Wonko the Sane
extremely effective and breaking easily breakable things.
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Jefka
What's with the bizarre martial arts thing they show midway through that doesn't even really require a Sjambok? Couldn't I just whip my assailant like he were one of those watermelons?
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kiint
i think they used them in South Africa a lot during Apartheid, if you catch my drift
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imairlax i wasn't gonna say anything but...yeah
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simon666 I give my copy cat comment to you, I didn't even see it before I posted
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Frank Rizzo
cattleprod? Dont those require potential differences in electric potential?
5 stars for the wiffle bat, thats hardcore.
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Repomancer NEWSFLASH: People drove cattle before they had electricity.
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kamlem
http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=4779
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simon666
Originally developed in the British colonies of Africa to oppress the blacks!
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athodyd
When facing an oncoming horde of Zulu tomatoes, eggs, and wiffle balls, be sure to don your official Cold Steel Battle Shorts and Action Sneakers
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Hammer Falls
Finally, someone has invented something that can break an egg. Truly, we live in the modern age.
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mcsancherson
ATTENTION: if you post on the internet and you own guns / a conceal and carry permit, you look exactly like these fat dudes to a normal person
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Cleaner82
If you're going to carry an three-foot long weapon, just be a man and make it a pool cue.
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Wonko the Sane f you're going to carry an three-foot long weapon, just be a beard and make it a decorative sword.
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Repomancer
Hehe -- I have a sjambok (of the hippo-hide sort). Believe me, you do SO not want to get hit with one. The South African riot police carried them for a reason. Suckers *hurt*.
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Baldr
Imagine being selected for jury duty. In your case, a man attacked the defendant, who proceeded to beat his assailant to death with his cold steel sjambok. The charges are murder, and the accused claims to have acted in self defense.
What would it take to convince you that the guy who owned a sjambok and managed to end up in a situation where he needed to use it for self defense, wasn't a fucking psychopath who went looking for a situation he could overreact to?
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takewithfood
I'll admit, I'm tired of using second-rate snake killers.
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Hooper_X
So aside from the uncomfortable apartheid connotations, what does this thing get me that one of those telescoping batons, a reinforced cane, or a fucking tire iron doesn't?
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zatojones
He has the diction of Dr. Steve Bruehl
For yer helfth!
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allcaps
The Sjambok: Only slightly less effective than a baseball bat.
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poopskin
OK So I like, ordered the DVD after seeing one of these, and it's hilarious but I have recurring nightmares where these people come over to my house and hack me up with a fucking katana.
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sunisevil
Finally, we can now bring Gallagher into the twenty-first century!
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OgreMkIV
1:41 - They're so mean, they step on puppies too.
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