|Caminante Nocturno |
That rabbit is a whore.
It's disturbing to see the inroads furries were making even back in the 80s.
THIS IS OFFENSIVE WHEN I LOOK AROUND THE FARM I DUNT SEE NO BUNNIES AND BEAVERS GETTING TOGETHER
Cadbury have unwisely resurrected this bunny as an over-rouged sexually ambiguous slapper with human lips.
|HURF BLURF DUH |
There's something about the way SEXY SEDUCTIVE female voice actors in commercials say "chocolate." It makes me want to punch them in the throat.
For the voice actress, GIS 'Miriam Margolyes'.
yeah fuck you ztc, now I got jizz all over the place
|Lauritz Melchior |
Wasn't "Hey Mr. Beaver, why are you beavering around?" the theme song from the early rock band's tv-show "The Beavers"?
Investigators later found Mr. Beaver dead, his kidneys having shut down due to the unwise ingestion of chocolate, which is poisonous to beavers.
Scrawled on the red rock floor of his mud home, in still-sticky smears of melted chocolate, was the single word: "WHORF".
TAKE IT EASY
Bunnies lying with beavers. The prophecies have come true!
Sure, some people have time to walk around seductively offering chocolate to random men, but some guys have a job, alright?
Go bug one of the other furries, you whore. Mr. Beaver is busy.
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