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Desc:Business Week's annual air travel report
Category:News & Politics, Humor
Tags:airport, Franz Kafka, The Onion, onion, kafka
Submitted:RockBolt
Date:03/25/09
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Comment count is 29
Hooker
It's ironic!
allcaps
No it isn't.


baleen

Yeah, this is not ironic at all.

Adham Nu'man
Yes, Hooker, it's like rain, on your wedding day.

Charles
It's exactly like 10000 spoons when all you need is a knife.

Maybe I should start reading Kafka, finally.

wtf japan
Wien Suedbahnhof is kind of like this airport--which is fitting since it's a gateway to Eastern Europe.
sliggy
"Gate B11 is next to Gate B2. Gate B14 is in the F terminal."

Also I would like to stay at the Dostoevsky Hotel.
MrBuddy
There's so much that's... good(?) in this. The airport map that's actually a bunch of optical illusions, the crying baby being broadcast on TV screens, the scrolling marque that says "No" in every language you can think of....
Rodents of Unusual Size
I like the HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME written on the scrolling.

CornOnTheCabre
i think the screen with the head/planes flying into it is lifted from the original House on Haunted Hill... confirm/deny?

whensaidthemoon
Confirm.
Five stars for House on Haunted Hill.

Charles
That was one Hell of a party!

Oh. Wrong movie?

Jeff Fries
I was going to give this 3 until Kafka Sr. showed up.
Jefka
"Have you renounced your God?"
Randroid
The "have you lied to us" line of questioning is pretty good.

Udderdude
If this existed in real life, it would be burned to the ground in a week.
Syd Midnight
I bet it would turn into a goth/punk hangout

IrishWhiskey
If this existed, it would be preferable to O'Hare or JFK.

Robert DeNegro
If this existed in the cities of Los Angeles, Manhattan, West Palm Beach and Las Vegas, there would be a two-month waiting list.
RomancingTrain
All stars for Machacek Zlamaljelito R.
Man Who Fights Like Woman
250 flights a day on circular runway.
Albuquerque Halsey
It's bigger on the inside than outside.
it's shaped like an inverted zigaraut.
it's controller is a pool of coral.
Spike Jonez
Thank you for flying Dimensionally Transcendental Air.

baleen

Flying from Prague to Amsterdam I was interrogated by customs about why I went to Prague in the first place. Being an idiot, I said "I like Franz Kafka." What followed was about 20 minutes of terrifying questioning along the lines of, "Why Kafka? Why not Dutch or French authors? What is so great about Kafka? Why are you smiling?"



pastorofmuppets
Before he left, they give S. the choice of calling a cab or letting him call his own cab. (He didn't deserve to park his car since he was guilty of his own existence.) He was too tired to make the call himself, so they got him a cab.
Xenocide
More like a DESPAIRPORT.

I am a credit to my people.
Time Travel Mishap
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Lies, lies, LIES!
I thought the Onion was totally played out, but these videos have delivered.
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