|wtf japan |
Wien Suedbahnhof is kind of like this airport--which is fitting since it's a gateway to Eastern Europe.
"Gate B11 is next to Gate B2. Gate B14 is in the F terminal."
Also I would like to stay at the Dostoevsky Hotel.
There's so much that's... good(?) in this. The airport map that's actually a bunch of optical illusions, the crying baby being broadcast on TV screens, the scrolling marque that says "No" in every language you can think of....
That was one Hell of a party!
Oh. Wrong movie?
|Jeff Fries |
I was going to give this 3 until Kafka Sr. showed up.
"Have you renounced your God?"
If this existed in real life, it would be burned to the ground in a week.
|Robert DeNegro |
If this existed in the cities of Los Angeles, Manhattan, West Palm Beach and Las Vegas, there would be a two-month waiting list.
All stars for Machacek Zlamaljelito R.
|Man Who Fights Like Woman |
250 flights a day on circular runway.
|Albuquerque Halsey |
It's bigger on the inside than outside.
it's shaped like an inverted zigaraut.
it's controller is a pool of coral.
Thank you for flying Dimensionally Transcendental Air.
Flying from Prague to Amsterdam I was interrogated by customs about why I went to Prague in the first place. Being an idiot, I said "I like Franz Kafka." What followed was about 20 minutes of terrifying questioning along the lines of, "Why Kafka? Why not Dutch or French authors? What is so great about Kafka? Why are you smiling?"
Before he left, they give S. the choice of calling a cab or letting him call his own cab. (He didn't deserve to park his car since he was guilty of his own existence.) He was too tired to make the call himself, so they got him a cab.
More like a DESPAIRPORT.
I am a credit to my people.
|Time Travel Mishap |
|Lies, lies, LIES! |
I thought the Onion was totally played out, but these videos have delivered.
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