Curse you Mr Rizzo! The almighty powers of the mullet have now been diminished.

The (french? balkan? basque separatist?) announcers are what make this for me

That has to be the most satisfying knockout ever, for the viewer at least. This is a challenge.

Blondie was a gentleman, not taking mullet's head off while he was considering his options.

Oh my God. This dude fights EXACTLY like my stupid sister. From those slap-punches right down to how he takes knuckles to the yapper!

Un tardy, un tardy!

Not sure if he was knocked out or decided it was best just to sell it.

Not even close to being the worst boxer I've seen, but the derisive French laughter makes up for it.

Boxrec actually has this as his second fight instead of a pro debut.
http://www.boxrec.com/list_bouts.php?human_id=27719&cat=boxer< br />
His first fight against a 17-102-2 smells of an obvious set-up match, but this guys boxrec wiki page tells of a secret and deeper hilarity.
http://www.boxrec.com/media/index.php?title=Human:27719

Weirdest French accents I've ever heard, am genuinely intrigued as to where they're from. Find out for me, SOMEONE?

Sure, he was pretty bad, but there are much worse, it's just you're less likely to see them on television.

He has to go home and tell his frigid, nonsupportive girlfriend that he got beat up by a guy called 'Kenny'.

Glass Joe had to get his 1 win against someone.

I think I saw Don Quixote in the audience.

He just couldn't wait to bust out those sweet moves.