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Desc:Knives: Nature's hellsticks
Category:Humor, Crime
Tags:canada, Cops, Knives, Cautionary Tales of Swords, Everything is Terrible
Submitted:GQ
Date:04/07/09
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Comment count is 19
oogaBooga
I pulled a knife on the cop, but I was just kidding, so its okay.

LOL THE GUY RUNNING WITH THE MACHETE.

LOL BUM PSYCHOLOGY(theyre very territorial)

Fucking christ that sword just fuckin cut that guy wide open!
FABIO
I was expecting the poo on a stick at any moment.
gambol
cheek
Big Beef Burritos Supreme
I'll bear all this in mind.
revdrew
Canada is a pretty dangerous place eh.
Merzbau
this represents imminent danger for sure
charmlessman
Leave me alooooone, I'm only a block from my hooooome.
Son of Slam
These scenes are from "Surviving Edged Weapons" which is considered the Citizen Kane of police training films.


"But are you familiar with the Mexican soccatripe, used for gutting sheep... and other warm blooded animals"
Desidiosus
Great, so they teach you how to survive knives and swords, but if someone comes at you with a mace or a flail, you're fucked.

The Faghorn
The police record against 1000 years of power is still, overall, pretty impressive.

StanleyPain
1:04
Daniel Plainview's last days.
kingofthenothing
You have to love those safety on the job type movies, like the ones where people get their legs crushed in a trash compactor or fall off a ladder onto a mysteriously placed object that they impale themselves on. Plus they lose fingers somehow.

If you ever want to check the good stuff out, apply for a factory or warehouse job. They want you to work with a strange mixture of speed and productivity but also the fear of death at any second.
1394
Oh, hey, just kiddin'. Surrey.
Caminante Nocturno
Now, hold on. Let's see where he's going with this before you go calling that guy imminent danger.
CornOnTheCabre
obvious favorite
oddeye
O man this is good, now I have a training video for what to do with my pistol bayonet.
Wytze!
FACK YUU!
phalsebob
The guy with the machete is just trying to save you from that poisonous snake creeping up on you.
JimL2
I love / EIT / they make me feel so / [boom boom] / GOOD
I love / EIT / they make me feel so / [boom boom] / [boom] BAD!
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