My card is die-cut! My card is foil-stamped! My card is EMBOSSED!
It's its own subtle way, this is the most evil video on this site by a longshot.
This video is either parody or Scientology. There's no other explanation.
25 years to design a pop-up book. Now that's results!
What do you do guaranteed? Look like Kevin Trudeau?
Good to see the American Psycho tag is already up.
damn he's got me pegged. I guarantee NOTHING
|Big Beef Burritos Supreme |
His entire life is a novelty beer mat in horrible colors.
the first two links come up with broken or missing pages on my computer, but the guy designed a card for Kevin Mitnik? That almost makes up for how much of an asshole he is. Wait no, no it doesn't.
I want to be this man.
That's not a card, it's a brochure.
|The Townleybomb |
Yeah, well MY business card is EMBOSSED on the HOOD of a CESSNA AIRPLANE. It won't FIT in your OFFICE because it doesn't BELONG in your OFFICE.
Oh YEAH?! Well, I don't even NEED a business card! I just take a CRAP ON THEIR FACE!
I like CUT RIGHT TO CHASE! ka-POW! HOWDY, GLAD TO MEET YA!
JUST LIKE THAT! AND even if they don't LIKE me, they'll never FORGET me. NEVER!
WHY? Because psychological scars last FOREVER! Call me a LIAR but I have YET to met ANYONE who forgets MY NAME AFTER I TAKE A CRAP ON THEIR FACE!
CAN YOUR FANCY CARD DO THAT? HUH? CAN IT?!
I DIDN'T THINK SO...
American Psycho 3 is pretty awesome.
Who the fuck is this man, anyway?
he doesn't owe you any explanations
Or Billy Buttsex after his POETV ban, maybe.
This is my business card. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My business card is my best friend. It is my life. My business card, without me, is useless. Without my business card, I am useless.
I feel so sorry for the children in those pictures.
They came with the frames
He doesn't have any children. His penis doesn't fit in a vagina because it doesn't BELONG in a vagina.
Stop mocking pentheus.
What the fuck does he have against Strathmore? They make a great Bristol. 50 years of Edward Gorey's entire career can't be dismissed.
Man I hate it when people give you weird sized business cards. Even the vertical ones are annoying.
Me too I usually throw them out immediately, often while rolling my eyes at the fact that they expected me to think it was 'creative' to give me that shit.
|Mayberry Pancakes |
I'm going to ask HR if they can do this for me.
25 years to design that? Sorry bro, not hired.
|Jeff Fries |
I haven't seen someone get that worked up over glossy paper since Howard Dean told Jon Stewart that he was going to save the DNC with these doorhangers
Also: how much of a loser control freak of a hustler do you have to be when you end every single one of your sentences with an ellipse so absolutely no one can get a word in edgewise
Compare to http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=29406
Rude Dude would absolutely break this man's soul.
|Foolish Motorcycle Accident |
He reminds me of the six-minute abs guy from There's Something About Mary
I spend 25 years designing a single business card! What do YOU do?
|Robin Kestrel |
Nice delivery but the card is meh. What does it shoot? Nothing? Oh. Oh, well, it's nice, I guess. But it's not a fucking CATAPULT.
It gets better when you imagine that the jump cuts are there to remove footage of him blowing lines off the card.
The part he didn't show is how the little guy unfolds AGAIN to reveal his huge erect penis, y'know to impress ladies with.
|William Burns |
I'd hire him.
5 for comments all around
Also: pop-up book.
The worst thing is he forgot to put his phone number on it.
|Caminante Nocturno |
If I got a business card from this guy, I would pick my teeth with it.
Right in front of him.
And then criticize its effectiveness at cleaning my teeth.
|That guy |
What if your apprehension is your trepidation, then what?
I want him to give that card to Carcrusher.
Cardcrusher god damn it.
The adult version of handing in a fancy lamented school paper.
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