Danzig tag? Bit unwarranted.
Tell your children not to do R-Rated porn.
Tell your children to have a little fame.
When they say "Hey, I'm gay!"
What you doing on my TV show?
Shouldn't you be calling people fags in Toronto?
Oh, Lee Ving.
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I was not entirely surprised when I learned that Tony Danza is a douche.
Listen to what he's saying though. He's right. Local news is the worst thing on TV.
(The Boss + WORST THING ON EARTH) = (Local news + VERY IMPORTANT JOB)
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This is surprising. Who knew there were so many dedicated Tony Danza fans on POETV?
Tony Danza did a movie? "No, sorry, we're looking for more of a duh duh idiot."
For some reason this made me lose my shit completely
Too bad the news anchor's name wasn't Angela.
One of my favorite memories of working in TV was this bit on our blooper reel - it was Susan Powter doing reads for her short-lived TV series. She looks into the camera and goes 'Watch my show at 2PM on WDJS" or whatever, right? So she's doing these bam-bam-bam and it's over a satellite feed, so you just record it and cut out your station when it's done. On the tape, she's just busting through them, and it comes up like this:
"Hi, I'm Susan Powter. Watch me every weeknight at... ONE THIRTY IN THE MORNING?! WHAT THE FUCK? WHERE THE FUCK IS (city, state)?! ONE THIRTY IN THE MORNING?!" It was, of course, our station.
Strangely, this makes me like Tony Danza a little.
"Hold me closer Tony Danza,
Count the headlights on the Highway,
Lay me down on sheet of linen,
You had a busy day today."
I guess I like Tony Danza now? Huh.
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